Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

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Yellowbeard

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"Heisenberg was here,"
followed by
"Or maybe not,"
followed by
"Do you know how fast you're going?"
"Relative to the toilet, yes,"

followed by the uncertainty calculation.
 

thecoreyhlltt

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only one time and it still makes me laugh to this day, AND, i'v even put it on a couple bathroom walls myself:
"HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED, HOPED TO SHIT BUT ONLY FARTED".

i love that, don't know what bathroom or where i saw it but ut is fucking hilarous.
i hope someone didn't ninja me about that one...
 

StellarViking

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I have to go with the classic "Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a new state trooper"

I also once saw one that said "Why doesn't Pac-Man eat eyes?" and I thought about it for a week afterward.
 

micky

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"big sloppy lives" and "all hale big sloppy" all around my high school.
 

aaronmcc

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Just beneath the bog roll it says
"Toilet Tennis. Look right."
On the opposite wall it says
"Toilet Tennis. Look left."

And another beneath the bog roll says
"Art Degrees. Please take one."
 

GraveeKing

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The best thing i saw was 'if you're reading this - you are gay'.
Which was kind of a compliment to me and made me think the guy who put that must have been game himself since he wrote it read it after he was done in the first place <.>

No I no longer have faith in humanity.
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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artanis_neravar said:
"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

OT: Although it is usually not worth mentioning, I've found a few that have made me laugh.

One was toilet tennis. On the door it said start by looking left. Then on the left wall it said look right and the opposite on the other side.

Well... I thought it was amusing.
 

TehCookie

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"here i sit at the two harted tried to crap and only farted went outside and took a chance tried to fart and crapped my pants" surrounded by grammar notes. Then people correcting the grammar in the grammar notes.

However it was kind of funny they replaced broken hearted with the Two Hearted, since that was the name of the campsite where it was written.
 

Zero_ctrl

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Here's mine:
W N F
h e a
i v d
t e e
e r s

(It reads White Never Fades vertically, in case you had trouble reading it)
Next to it in pencil, "Written in black, permanent ink. Ironic?"
 

WanderingFool

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I remember one particular stall conversation. There was some random comment about oral sex, and in response to that, I read:

Funny thing, I dont have a gag reflex
And there was a response to that:

Are you gay? Cause if not, thats a waste of a good talent.
I can never forget that...
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Funniest one I've seen to date is at uni. Inside the cubicle, the walls were considerably shiny for a not-shiny surface, so the toilet walls had obviously been cleaned very recently.

Because of this, there was no writing on the wall. All of it cleaned away. Except one person, who managed to find this clean wall, and write, dead in the middle with thick black marker, what all of us wish we were there to write before:
FIRST!!
 

Dr Snakeman

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I think the best thing I've seen in a stall was about a year ago. The wall was completely blank, except for this celebratory exclamation, quoted verbatim (I took a picture with my phone):

"First poop in 6 days!!"

I laughed hard when I read it. I felt happy for the guy. It's clear that he saw this as a great accomplishment; hell, if I were constipated for that long, I'd feel pretty proud of myself, too.
 

Bobbity

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One of my friends in uni told me that people write on the squares of toilet paper, "Arts Degree. Please use wisely."
That made me laugh pretty hard. :p
 

Death God

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I once seen this message in a McDonald's bathroom:

"I love the feel of a good cock!"
"I know right? My roosters are so fluffy and adorable!"
"He's gay dude."
"Oh... that's nasty."