Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[Jodah]

Our old University Science Library had an awesome bathroom wall, there was a full conversation on types of toast, most interestingly was the reoccurrence of the types of penlines used, meaning several people wrote their line, came back later, and answered the respondses.

The funniest I've ever seen was in a public bathroom "I'm Trisexual" Eh?

It means they will try anything at least once.

 

[smearyllama]

On the wall above a urinal at some facility related to rockets:

"Look Up"
(On ceiling)
"You are now in launch position"

 

[GrimTuesday]

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

One time I encountered this little rhyme

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have crabs, now so do you.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I once read: "Sorry - I forgot to flush."

I've also read: "Why does everyone use Grammar and Spelling when scribbling on walls, but never in text messages?"

I've read alot of funny ones, but my favourite has to be one in the cubicals, "I don't have any business here. You obviously do, so I'll leave you alone."

 

[DefunctTheory]

In a Port-a-Pot in Iraq, i sat down to do my business and looked around. Of course, it's a military 'facility,' which inevitably means the walls are covered in things that would make a shock jock blush.

But in a little corner, all by itself, was one term... **** curtains (A term for certain parts of the female vagina). And for some reason, that stupid name just cracked me up. I don't know why at all. I went into my office afterwards and told my NCOIC about it, and he cracked up to. My OIC (A female) then asked what the term meant... we wouldn't tell her. She googled in and started squealing, which set me and my NCOIC off into laughter again.

/sigh

Good times.

 

[Lionsfan]

I don't see anything good. Mostly just a bunch of racist stuff. And the occasional "X is so fucking hot! I would do *insert dirty term with hints of rape* to her" (back in High School) and now every now and again I'll see "I had sex here".

 

[Irridium]

"No toilet is safe from Chicago Ted"

I shit you not, I saw that in the stall of a rest stop when I was heading to Vermont last summer.

 

[Captain Pirate]

I've never had any philosophical encounters with toilet walls, and rarely any funny ones, but the best I have ever read was in a school I was visiting's toilets.

Different letters signify different handwriting: t'was done by multiple people.
1: "Dave Smith (Names are made up, I can't remember them) wanks to men"
2: "Fuck off"
1: "Mate we caught you doin it when we were having showers you dirty ****"
2: "Such a fuckin liar"
1: "You were staring at Mickey you gayboy"
2: "Fuck OFF you're so full of shit"
3: "He's got a point Dave"
4: "Yeah man we all saw, was kind of obvious"
2: "FUCK"

 

[Nickolai77]

The wall by the urinals in my university library was covered in graffiti detailing a massive argument about bankers bonus' and university tuition fees. That was a good read.

I remember coming across a website which listed funny toilet graffiti, and one which stuck in my head was:

"SA [Finnish Army] toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood. Hard, rough and doesn't take shit."

 

[Communist partisan]

"why are you masturbating in a childhospital, you pervert!?"

I am fuckung serious, the only difference was it was in Swedish.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Practice kindness today... in bed!"
Written in different color: "Self-kindness?"
-Brown University bathroom wall-

 

[T-Bone24]

I don't get many messages - I don't use many public restrooms - but one that has always stayed with me, taking up an entire cubicle wall, was a large and all too detailed phallus. What gets me is not the wall-crawling willy, but instead that someone looked down at his glory and though, "Christ, someone ought to document this majesty... wait a minute! That someone must be me!" and proceeded to dedicate his afternoon to an incredible self-portrait.

 

[smearyllama]

Also, in a female restroom (my mom had me use them with her when I was little) "I love tits!"
I've remembered that all these years...

 

[artanis_neravar]

Scattered all over the wall with arrows directing the order
1. I <3 vagina
2. Engineers don't get any
1. I do
2. Must have been a war pig
1. It was your mom
2. Sucks better get tested

 

[dslatch]

Best one I've ever seen was "I got a blow job here" and an arrow pointing downward and under neath someone wrote "ya your mom gives the best" had a good laugh about that.

 

[Android2137]

I'm pretty sure they collect that kind of thing here: http://askaurinal.com/

Edit: Should probably warn you beforehand. Probably NSFW, though considering how this is bathroom graffiti, that should go without saying, but I'm paranoid.

 

[Chased]

My dorm's community bathroom has a drawing of a Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle in one of the stalls.

 

[ABLb0y]

I once saw "The last man on earth stood in a room. There was a knock on the door."

For some reason, it terrified me.

 

[Shazbah]

In Australia there's a comedian called Adam Hills (its possible people outside Australia have heard of him, he travels a lot) and he mentioned some toilet graffiti he saw once, noting that he usually doesnt find it funny but this one said;
"I fucked your mum"
But written underneath in different writing was,
"Dad, you're drunk, go home."

I thought it was funny...