Batman soars through your window.

[AssassinJoe]

I'd say, "Ya know, the door wasn't locked! Could ya knock next time too? Jeez!"

 

[Keela]

Well considering a man in black just came flying through my window...find the nearest weapon and scream for help =p
When I realise its Batman, punch him for scaring me then ask what he's doing there

Good luck with the whole "punching him" thing. If you manage to land even a baby tap or nudge on the Batman without being maimed, infinite praise and possibly your own religion will follow.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"...You did NOT just do that."

"Been a while batsy."

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

"You can't prove anything, dammit!"

If that attempt fails then I'd mumble something incoherent about platypus cheese, hoping the caped crusader would mistake that for a clue about the Penguin's whereabouts or something. A "wild goose" chase that would either lead him to the moon or Australia. I don't really give a fuck which. All that matters is I have ample time to dispose of the evidence.

 

[Lombax302]

ask for a souvenir and then go back to sleep

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Shoot him. No hesitation. If a man dressed in a bat-suit flies into my room unannounced, I am going full force on his ass.

Dude, this.

Someone, anyone, flies through the window I'm not gonna be "OMG I'm your biggest fan sign my man boobs" (I don't have man boobs) the dude's gonna get knocked the fuck out. Of course if it was really Batman I'd get my ass handed to me then I could have a reasonable conversation afterwards.

 

[Ophiuchus]

My first reaction would probably be "hang on, what the hell?", followed by "y'know, here in England we have these things called doors, we tend to use them instead of windows" and then "I hope you're paying for a glazier to fix that shit".

 

[Hastur 1993]

You think you can just break my window like that, you may be the goddamn Batman but I AM A MAN (pawch).

Well ether that or i will use my Batman repelant batspray to get him out of my room.

Is that a reference to that superman comic where he looks like Santa and fights 2 Hitlers?

Yeah Superman at worlds end, although i've only heard of it from Linkara's review of it, i wouldn't want to read it myself its looks terrible.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

I'd say "Only superheroes with actual superpowers allowed in this gaffe, squire." And hope he didn't notice the overpowering smell of faeces eminating from my pants after having a man in a bat costume just burst through my window.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I'd wonder why I didn't think of tear-away clothing for just such as occasion......
....*cough* (waits for department store to open)

 

[omega 616]

Throw his ass back out the window, find a board and try to fix my window, while shouting obscenities at the muppet.

I really don't like batman.

 

[Android2137]

Scream. Hey, it's dark and some guy has broken into my room to do who knows what. Who WOULDN'T panic?

 

[Glamorgan]

I wouldn't be surprised at all. Because I am Batman.

So I'm allowed to soar through my own window.

Because I am Batman. Who owns the window.

Ugh, it makes sense in my head.

 

[Alon Shechter]

I will equip MY Batman suit straight away and announce that he is FAKE AND GAY!

 

[RobotSwordsman]

Rape whistle.

 

[Hawkeye16]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

His responce? "IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!

 

[Cazza]

You going to pay for that /points to broken window?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

His responce? "IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!

Your avatar made that quote all the more amusing to read. I would sure as hell fear a psychotic Vietnam-bear screaming "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN," that's for sure.

OT: I would probably jump a little from being startled, and then turn to look at him dead in the eyes. After a few moments of silence, I'd question Batman on why he decided to break my window, seeing as how it was open.

Or just call the cops. You know, whatever works.