Batman soars through your window.

[Keela]

God I am so freaking bored.

The Caped Crusader just uses that silly little physics defying cape glide move to come through your opened window, completely without warning, and without saying a word to you. How would you greet the greatest detective?

If Batman launched himself through my window, I would yell "GREAT GARGLING GONADS, BATMAN! I'M FUCKING ANNOYING!" to see if he would flat-ify my face.

Anyone have a good plan of action in mind?

EDIT: I said, he swoops through your open window. He doesn't smash it, he just sort of arrives coolly.

EDIT: No, you are not Batman in this scenario.

EDIT: I think my edits were way too late to save my topic.

 

[MagicMouse]

Shoot him. No hesitation. If a man dressed in a bat-suit flies into my room unannounced, I am going full force on his ass.

 

[Vampire cat]

Realistically, "wow" would probably be all I could say, but using my imagination, I'd obviously yell "Batman?! Hah, It matters not! You are too late to stop me from melting all iron on the earth and shaping it into a giant penis with my heat/gravity ray!" before clicking a button that shoots my desk and chair trough the roof and into space where my secret villains base is, and then press the "blow apartment to shits" button.

I'm also bored... I'm considering getting my maid outfit and a rifle out to make a new profile photo to match my new title >>.

 

[neonnightlite]

You made two threads.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well, clearly he'll be a fat pedophile, so I'll take one of the steel piping and just beat his ass down. That shit dont fly with me.

 

[Humiliated Grape]

This would be my honest reaction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wdHxyGcLoQ

 

[FalloutJack]

"Well, I'm flattered and all, but I'm not actually up to any villainy today. Umm...jellybaby?"

*Offers Batman a jellybaby*

 

[spartan1077]

Holy creeping my house Batman! And if that doesn't work cower under my blankets till he is finshed his dirty work.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

 

[HT_Black]

I'd look at him with a dumfounded expression for a second or two (possibly saying "whoa" or "Holy shit..."); and then I'd say hi, introduce myself, and ask if he wants a soda (Politeness is sixth to godliness, after all).

If my dad was at home, I'd probably stop on my way to the fridge and tell him that Batman just showed up. Then I'd get out of the way of the stairs.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

What?!
I flew into my own window?

 

[Death God]

You owe me a new window, you know that right?

 

[Keela]

You owe me a new window, you know that right?

He flew through your opened window. Nice try, Death, but I've evaded you yet again!

 

[Keela]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

He's BATMAN, there isn't a window in the world that he couldn't swoop through!

 

[Keela]

Take a picture of him and try to talk to him. Get his autograph if possible.

But wouldn't he just death-stare you until you wee yourself?

 

[Keela]

You made two threads.

I know, the page wouldn't load on my first attempt.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Give me that Robin suit now, I'll be your apprentice."

And then I run off with him, completely ditching my old life.

 

[Jedamethis]

"Oh, you must be looking for Jack of Smiles, he's in my cupboard. Kick him in the balls for me would you?"