Battle of the Random! ...scone

[Wondermint13]

Time to get our Creative juices flowing!!
Us Escapists love a bit of random don't we? So here's our chance to pit our beans in the greatest Battle this forum has ever seen!!

I want your best, most deadly random you got!
(Max 11 words!! Quote only to 'LOL' at somebody elses. Sentence structure is preferred.)


Mine..
Sweet chilli fudgerockets! That moose shot my aunt Clammy!!

 

[Jedamethis]

If there be crackered wonky antelopes in your armpit, suck 'em.

 

[GiantRaven]

I most certainly do not love a little bit of random.

 

[Itzqoatl]

Why do you purple monkey sock elevator?

 

[mcpop9]

life is an island with a bunch of midgets on it.