Bayonetta Rap Video Makes a Great Trailer

[Srkkl]

You know, contacts would be more practical for what she does.

 

[John Stalvern]

Any bets on when the first Bayonetta machinima porno rears its head?

Oh lord. There was loads Bayonetta porn well before the game was close to coming out.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

But I'm not a bi fan of bayonetta

So...are you a gay fan of Bayonetta? A straight fan of Bayonetta? An asexual fan of Bayonetta?

...I'll get me coat.

I'm glad you made this joke so I didn't have to.

 

[SageRuffin]

I just realized I meant to say this earlier today.

Yes, that video does indeed make a great trailer; I'm just not fond of the rhyming style.

Criss Chords/Gizmo should do a song based on this, after hearing his songs based on Dr. Mario, Sonic 2, and Street Fighter. It would scream nothing but awesome.

 

[publicenemy123]

I hate rap on principal

Well ya shouldnt. Dont assume all rap is that "money and hos" bullshit, hip hop is a very general term with many good artists as well. I could just as well say because I think green day and fall out boy suck, that means all rock is the same and I should hate all rock from all generations and sub genres.

As for the song, the second I read "MC Lars" I played it. It was pretty good, Lars has had some better, but its still pretty good

 

[GloatingSwine]

Not really a fan of the song.

Bayonetta is the most fun I've had with a computer game in ages.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

K w/e but this is the first time I've seen gameplay footage of Bayonetta, and, just so I'm sure I'm not going crazy, she attacks by making her clothes fly off? Is that right?

 

[tkioz]

As a rule I'm not really a fan of rap (well modern rap, some of late 80s / early 90s stuff was good), but that was really good.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

No one ever mentions this song from Bayonetta:


It's a fucking awesome version.

And this song:

 

[tkioz]

You know, contacts would be more practical for what she does.

no where near as freaking sexy though, hot chicks in glasses... I guess it was growing up with 80s cartoons that did me in, characters like the Baroness imprinted on me early on.

 

[tkioz]

No one ever mentions this song from Bayonetta:


It's a fucking awesome version.

Sounds like the EVA version of the song... actually now that I've gone through my MP3s I'm pretty damn sure it is the EVA version.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

No one ever mentions this song from Bayonetta:


It's a fucking awesome version.

Sounds like the EVA version of the song... actually now that I've gone through my MP3s I'm pretty damn sure it is the EVA version.

This?

 

[GloatingSwine]

You know, contacts would be more practical for what she does.

Practical?

Practical?

This is a game where you can dual weild rocket launchers like tonfas with shotguns strapped to your feet.

What the fuck has practical got to do with anything?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

You know, contacts would be more practical for what she does.

Practical?

Practical?

This is a game where you can dual weild rocket launchers like tonfas with shotguns strapped to your feet.

What the fuck has practical got to do with anything?

Absolutely nothin'.

WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I dunno. That is what I comparing it against. Close second. The rap makes me interested in the game. Fett's Vette makes me hum it when I'm bored.