Be your own nation, opress your own masses and rule your own kingdom.

[Berethond]

We are never going to have a war are we?

We could start one.

 

[Berethond]

Fear the mighty rising Empire of Xandoras. We are not afraid to kill anyone in our path.

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=xandoras

We shall take your lands. We are stronger, wiser, and bolder than any other nation. We MUST rule this world.

I've got more Marines than you've got people in your entire country.

Have fun trying.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Since I don't believe I have a particularly strong army but my economy is apparently superb, if anyone goes to war my financial support goes to whoever can offer me the most spoils of their war. You know you want our millions and millions of Fasdian clams (I still don't know why I made the clam my form of currency, I was going for a nautical theme and didn't know what else to do).

 

[Khedive Rex]

I made ingots my form of currency. Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what an ingot is. For some reason I imagine shavings of precious metals left over from shaping. Why this makes good currency, I'll never know.

Oh, and on the subject of war, we need a good one. We've gone through two "incedents" and not one bullet has been shot. How is the Escapist such a peaceful region? I'm confused.

If anyone want to start a real conflict, I'm in. My people aren't war like but we are violent. Not much for conquering, more for bombing a few cities and then buggering off for lunch.

 

[Ultrajoe]

That's it.

Ultrajoe declares war on the fucking lot of you. For Sticks, And Joe, And Ultradogs!

BRING IT, PUSSIES

 

[Dorian]

That's it.

Ultrajoe declares war on the fucking lot of you. For Sticks, And Joe, And Ultradogs!

BRING IT, PUSSIES

But..... but I have Ultracake.......

Spoiler: If you don't attack me, then this is yours.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That's it.

Ultrajoe declares war on the fucking lot of you. For Sticks, And Joe, And Ultradogs!

BRING IT, PUSSIES

I would have offered you an alliance and financial support for your mighty war machine, but it is clear that your mighty Empire is more than capable of sustaining itself.

After a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can offer you that you do not already own. So instead I ask you this: Please don't kill me?

 

[Knight Templar]

We are never going to have a war are we?

We could start one.

Well yes, but it is considered polite to have a good reason.

 

[Khedive Rex]

That's it.

Ultrajoe declares war on the fucking lot of you. For Sticks, And Joe, And Ultradogs!

BRING IT, PUSSIES

... Fuck Yeah!

Our geographic proximity should make this interesting. I suppose it's time to start fortifing the Ultra Channel.

Let the games begin!

 

[nick_knack]

I really wish that I'd found this sooner, But theFledgling Incorporated States of Gyrosco have been founded. (I had a gyroscope on my desk)

Possibly i could be added to the map?

 

[Grab-bag]

The world of sheets!

Everyone does what the hell they want and anarchy is a god...and clothes are banished!

 

[FastFoot92]

The federation of Calaplanca has been founded.
Tremble before our loyal patrioism and strong currency of the pedesco and
[sup]please don't kill us [/sup]

 

[Agent Larkin]

I cant believe there is a country with a population of 6 million threatening everyone.

I could send less then 10% of my army and outnumber him.

My proof well look at my population:

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=castleclose

only beaten by my neighbour Economaniac.