I have about 5 inches length around the chin, then shorter on the sides. It's a full beard, but I don't have a very powerful moustache.
I don't really have a great looking beard, I mainly have it to look hideous. Seriously.
Nah, I'm bulling you, it's awesome to have a beard! And I attract about as many girls as I'd like to (Not bragging, I'm just saying I don't want that many... In fact, I don't really have time for it right now..)
Grow a beard and get some respect! Grow it long and get even more respect! Grow it thick, long and awesome and listen to the sound of jaws cracking as they hit the floor! Beards are manly, they project power and wisdom!
And I need it for Halloween : ) Get some tanning lotion, some stuff to colour beard and hair black and some raggy clothes, and viola! I'm a terrorist! Already bought an AK47 softgun ; )
(Don't worry, I live in Norway, we don't have terrorists here, so the police won't shoot me on sight.. In fact.. The police in Norway don't really have guns either.. Or tazers.. So.. They could barely spot me on sight..)
And I don't plan on hitting the town in that costume, just at a party ; )
Any ideas for a fake bomb?