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What's your favorite Family Guy moments?
What's your favorite Family Guy moments?
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Lois, that is not my Batman glass.
Hehehe. Duty. Hehehe. Diarrhea. Hey, Lois! Diarrhea!
Peter, I'm holding iced tea!
What would you do if I said I didn't want to be a scout anymore?
I'd say "come again?" Then I'd laugh because I said come.
Hehehe. Duty. Hehehe. Diarrhea. Hey, Lois! Diarrhea!
Peter, I'm holding iced tea!
What would you do if I said I didn't want to be a scout anymore?
I'd say "come again?" Then I'd laugh because I said come.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
"Hey, Jesus... Could you do one more thing for me?"
"Sure, what?"
*whispering, Lois's breasts enlarge*
*Brian's jaw drops with an audible clang*
It's my personal favorite, mainly because I connect with Brian more than anyone else on the show.
"Sure, what?"
*whispering, Lois's breasts enlarge*
*Brian's jaw drops with an audible clang*
It's my personal favorite, mainly because I connect with Brian more than anyone else on the show.
Peter drew on the glass at the aquarium and the octopus attacked him.
"Hey Mr. Octopus, I see you got two eyes but not much else."
"Hey Mr. Octopus, I see you got two eyes but not much else."
Quagmire: "I dunno guys this crowd has potential. Hey honey why don't you turn around and show me the lower east side?"
random "girl": *mans voice* "sure"
Quagmire: "woah transvestite back off! Wait a minute pre-op or post-op?"
random "girl": "pre-op"
Quagmire "Woah transvestite back off!"
Quagmire "say Brian how good is that nose of yours?"
Brian "Lets see your just back from honolulu where you had sex with two hot chicks...and a man"
Quagmire "You mean three hot chicks"
*brian just stares at him*
Quagmire "...OH GOD!..." *runs off screaming*
random "girl": *mans voice* "sure"
Quagmire: "woah transvestite back off! Wait a minute pre-op or post-op?"
random "girl": "pre-op"
Quagmire "Woah transvestite back off!"
Quagmire "say Brian how good is that nose of yours?"
Brian "Lets see your just back from honolulu where you had sex with two hot chicks...and a man"
Quagmire "You mean three hot chicks"
*brian just stares at him*
Quagmire "...OH GOD!..." *runs off screaming*
"Why are they called TIE fighters?" (cuts to a Thai man screaming in the TIE fighter)
"My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first sign of a serial killer!" - "There's two suns and no women, what am I supposed to do?"
"Red October, standing by" - "Simply Red, standing by"
"Get your fat space ass back here..."
"Oh no, JOHN WILLIAMS! Great, now we have to do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman. (kills Danny Elfman with lightsaber)"
also...
"PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: CRUCIFY THIS!"
"My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first sign of a serial killer!" - "There's two suns and no women, what am I supposed to do?"
"Red October, standing by" - "Simply Red, standing by"
"Get your fat space ass back here..."
"Oh no, JOHN WILLIAMS! Great, now we have to do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman. (kills Danny Elfman with lightsaber)"
also...
"PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: CRUCIFY THIS!"