Because I Can...

[RavingPenguin]

God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Get in the escalade we're outta here!

 

[mokes310]

Can't touch me.

Peter: "Except you, you can touch me!"

Stewie: "Cool wHip..."
Brian: "Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?"

 

[the monopoly guy]

I just had Duja Vu, I swear the first 5 or so posts were the same as in some other thread. (I'm not Deja Nazing, just pointing that out).

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "OooOOoo."
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

(*Quagmire finds cheerleader tied up in change room*)
"Dear diary: Jackpot!"

(*doing an impression of Joe*) "Hey! Look at me! I'm Joe! My legs don't work but I have a very strong upper body!"
"Haha, well I, do say that."

 

[sirsolo]

"THE COLONEL"
"I.. I tell you he deyad!"

 

[Taizan]

Giant Chicken v Peter Griffin. 'Nuff Said

 

[Rascarin]

"Can a woman really be mayor, or will she just menstruate all over the city?"