Becoming your enemy for a day

[ultrachicken]

You are in your secret laboratory when you discover how to possess someone for 24 hours! You use it to take control over your mortal enemy. What would you make them do (if you're going to say "make them kill themselves" at least be creative about it)?

I would make the person do a handstand for the entire day, so when I lose control they would fall flat on their face.

EDIT: killing them while possessing them won't kill you

 

[Aunel]

make them play bass

what why not?

 

[Julianking93]

Make them do a bunch of shit that would get him arrested and sent to the chair.

 

[Jedoro]

I'm not sure who my mortal enemy is, but if it was a girl and fairly attractive, I'd make her... do things to me, then have her drown herself. If it was a guy or unattractive girl, I'd have 'em rob a bank and get gunned down by the cops.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd start loathing Pamela Anderson as much as possible.


*70's porno music plays*

 

[ultrachicken]

Make them do a bunch of shit that would get him arrested and sent to the chair.

What kind of shit?

 

[Pielikey]

Probably sprinting across highways or something.

 

[AboveUp]

I would send myself the access to his/her secret LiveJournal. Then I would make sure the day would be worth an entry.

Somewhere during that, I would record an "Ode to Me" type of video on YouTube and make sure I can keep that uploaded on there without him/her taking it down later.

 

[rokkolpo]

mortal enemy?

well first i'd drive past every camera about 100 k/pu too fast.

then sell all his stuff.
give the money away.
and at 23:59 i'd go to a gay motorcycle club undress, and kick 5 people in the face.


we are talking about mortal enemy right?

 

[blankedboy]

make them play bass

what why not?

Mmmmm.... bass.

Wait, how do you play a fish?

 

[Julianking93]

Make them do a bunch of shit that would get him arrested and sent to the chair.

What kind of shit?

Beat up old women, become more of a pedo than pedobear, proclaim glory to Ala in the middle of a 9/11 survivors rally, become a neo-nazi. You know, the usual stuff.

That'll get them killed pretty quickly.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd just make them humiliate themself.
Taking a megaphone and saying "I am a big girl, I like to wear ribbons in my hair and kiss all the boys.", anybody?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd make them buy a ton of Twilight stuff. And go commit Twilight related crimes. Then they'd be seen as a crazy Twilight fan.

WHAT? You think of something better.

 

[God's Clown]

I would go to a busy corner of a street in a busy town, and randomly start singing weird songs.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and bright
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight"

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I'd make them take a ton of laxatives and maneuver them into a crowded area without restrooms. That's evil, ain't it?

 

[Mr. Grey]

I'd have him/her streak naked into a daycare center and roll around the ground. Torment and murder one of the operators in front of the children telling them exactly why he's/she's doing it and then have him/her do a dance on top of the body to finish it off. Oh the stories the therapists will hear.

Then he/she jumps out the window breaking glass of all sorts in the process as he/she runs to the police to try and jam pepper spray as far up a man's nose as possible before unleashing it into his brain. Of course at this point he/she gets arrested, the earlier crime is found out and I sit in my chair laughing watching the 10 o'clock news.

There may be other scenarios. I haven't decided yet.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Design an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine, set up camera's with direct feed to my computer, strap my mortal enemy who I am posessing in, wait until I am not possesing him anymore, and then, in my own body, press the button that will start the machine.

The rest is in a spoiler box becuase it's kinda nasty.

Spoiler

Then, watch as my mortal enemy is sodomised with a rusty crowbar covered in sandpaper after an unlikely number of events in the machine work perfectly. Also, I would make it so that, about 1 minute before the actual sodomy takes place, he realizes whats going to happen. His last minute struggles will make it all worth it.

Also, he would be killed about 20 seconds afterwords, because even I won't make you suffer for too long after the above has happened.

 

[Klarinette]

Anything that would make them realize what a total jackass and stain on humanity's pants they are. I wouldn't have to make them kill themselves, then

 

[Dr.Sean]

I would moon walk through a high way.

You people have fucked up torture fantasies.