Becoming your enemy for a day
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A question about this theory. If they die when I'm possessing them, do I die too?
If so, I'd probably just live in their shoes for the day so I could see from their perspective what it is that they do that makes them my mortal enemy.
If not, probably have them give me all of their belongings, then get into a fist fight with my second biggest enemy. It'd be a win-win! (I don't want anyone to die in this scenario. That's not cool.)
If so, I'd probably just live in their shoes for the day so I could see from their perspective what it is that they do that makes them my mortal enemy.
If not, probably have them give me all of their belongings, then get into a fist fight with my second biggest enemy. It'd be a win-win! (I don't want anyone to die in this scenario. That's not cool.)
I'd do the most traumatic thing (to him) I could possibly imagine. I'd make him sex a girl (in a consentual fashion, mind you). And suck at it. And let word spread.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
Wasn't gonna post, but then I saw this excellent Red vs. Blue reference and had to chime in. Hehehe...MurderousToaster said:
OT: If I were controlling my mortal enemy for a day, I would look for clues in his life as to why he hates me. This way, I can better understand him and maybe even pave the way to resolving our differences and becoming friends instead.
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Okay, I would also drive him to the middle of nowhere and ditch the car keys. Or maybe dye every piece of clothing he owns bright pink. Or change his facebook status to "I think Edward Cullen should marry me because I can understand him like no one else does. OUR LOVE IS PURE!!!1"
Lots of illegal things, but with my last minutes I would go to a Mormon church and tell them that I was interested in everything they had to say about Jesus.
Mass killing spree.
Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and who else I deem unworthy of making music is first in line.
Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and who else I deem unworthy of making music is first in line.
I couldn't have lived with myself if someone took control of me and made me a Twilight fan.Onyx Oblivion said:
I'd probably make the person shoot guns with the barrel against the face.
It's not creative, but effective.
Ummmmm, I have to possess myself?!?!
Jeez, that's gonna fuck the universe sideways with a 20-foot pole, isn't it?
Hmmmm, with my REAL mortal enemy, make him confess his 'love' for one of his friends, make him sit through 4 hours of random messed-up shit (you think of something really putrid), smash his head in his locker door and then run up to a school security guard and tell him that he's going to 'fuck some shit up!'.
And that's in just 6 hours!!!!
Someone can fill out the next 18 hours, while I go out and start trying to find a shop that sells a product called 'A Life'.
Jeez, that's gonna fuck the universe sideways with a 20-foot pole, isn't it?
Hmmmm, with my REAL mortal enemy, make him confess his 'love' for one of his friends, make him sit through 4 hours of random messed-up shit (you think of something really putrid), smash his head in his locker door and then run up to a school security guard and tell him that he's going to 'fuck some shit up!'.
And that's in just 6 hours!!!!
Someone can fill out the next 18 hours, while I go out and start trying to find a shop that sells a product called 'A Life'.
TwihardOnyx Oblivion said:
One of Batman's lesser known theme villains.
What would I make them do? Probably walk down to the bank and have them beat their head on a table until the cops threw them in the loony bin for their own protection. If the cops refused to arrest me? I would then steal one of their guns and try to rob the bank while screaming something batshit insane.
You, my friend, are amazing.Mstrswrd said:
I would probably trick his right-hand man into throwing him into the reactor core of a giant, circular space station.
Oh wait... already happened!
