I was playing Bayonetta today...
Now the thought of a Super Platinum Bros sounds like the most adrenaline juicing, heart pounding, cocaine sniffing, game we need. NO. GAME WE DESERVE.
As much as I would love to main with Bayonetta, I cannot go wrong with Gene from God Hand, his style is just way too impetuous to pass up. His ball buster would be pretty OP but not against Jack from MadWorld and his hype as hell stylized environmentally hazardous stage of death traps and carnage! And then we got Raiden clashing swords with Wonder-Eyes Blue's sword made of 101 SUPERHEROES, all of a sudden time just STOPS and reveals a brush stroke slashing everyone up and out of the madness... Amatarasu joins the fray!!! Only to be interrupted by a flash of crimson, a sh*t eating grin, all that could be heard "Mind if I cut in?"
The cool Brazilian wind, Jetstream Sam joins the party!
Time starts to slow down, someone in the foreground yells "CUT, CUT, CUT!"
Newcomer: Viewftiful Joe! Kenshin a go go baby!
Guys I can't breathe... this game sounds like Gurren Lagann levels of hype... someone please kickstart it before I explode...