Being the Supervillain.

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I have made my lair under a volcano in the tropics. I have taken out an ad on Craig's List for my second in command (Beautiful blond woman who is resistant to the charms of suave secret agents, smokers need not apply) and an open call for my own private army. The only thing I need is a snappy quote, or demoralizing speech I can throw in the face of my enemy as we do combat for the world. So far I have it nailed down to;

1- I will create a Facebook account, then 'friend' you just so I can unfriend you!

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2- If you ask me what time it is, I will lie!


If you can't decide between either of these, feel free to post your suggestions.
 
Sir Pootis

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Definitley #2.

Possible suggestions:
"I'm the one who declines the DotA 2 Match!"
"I am the creator of Securom!
 
Keoul

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I vote 2 as well, say something completely ridiculous if they do ask the time though!
"What time is it?"
"Time for you to DDDIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
This is critical for a good supervillain!
 
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Sir Pootis said:
"I'm the one who declines the DotA 2 Match!"
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Oh yeah, those guys are BASTARDS!

Match found!
Players connected: 9/10
A player has declined the match!
*Wait time: 26 minutes*
 
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"Dude, I mean, coming here, foiling me, you realise that you are fucking with my livelyhood. Some of us have mortgages you dick!"
 
PsychicTaco115

PsychicTaco115

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I think "You wouldn't kill a killer, would you?" would be a good one
 
Asita

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"You want to know the really funny thing? I'm the good twin."
 
uchytjes

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the always classic: "you can't even fight your way out of a wet paper bag!" *cue giant, wet paper bag/cage dropping from the ceiling and subsequent beating of said bag by minions.*

as for a speech, well lets see what I can come up with on the fly: "You come in to my lair and don't even give the men I hire the respect they deserve by going through my defenses. Nope, you just sneak in through the shark tank. Why? why would you do that? Do you feel like a big boy now? feel cool? well, you won't be feeling anything in a few minutes because you will be DEAD. and you know what? because you snuck in through the fresh water vent system for the shark tank, they are now running rampant throughout my base. Do you know how much it took to import those things and maintain them every day?" *cue loud scream* "OH GREAT! Do you know what that was? that was the sound of my head accountant Greg getting eaten by a shark. Did you know he had a wife and two children? I hope you feel happy now. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not going to kill you. I'm going to let your fate be decided by the families of my men who you have killed. I'll lock you up and let you think about what you have done."
 
RJ 17

RJ 17

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Take a page from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged and start every sentence with "Attention Duelists! My hair is..."

Example quotes: "Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!" "Attention Duelists! My hair is definitely not leading you into a trap!" "Attention Duelists! My hair is being assaulted!"

 
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dmase

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"Your on candid camera!!!"
"Rock paper scissors for the fate of the world, what do you say?"
 
Vegosiux

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*Groaning, putting the book and the pipe down, looking over the top of my glasses*

"Oh for crying out loud, this again? What is it with you hero types? Why don't we just skip the usual routine, pretend you foiled my master plan, so you go home, I start working on a new one, and most importantly, I can finish my book in peace.

Think about it, you don't have to go through my elaborate deathtraps and I keep my fortress and minions - I mean, they may be expendable, but that doesn't mean they're cheap. Well, go on, scram."

*Adjusts glasses, picking up the pipe and the book again*
 
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You fool, you're going to ignore Rules 6, 20, 58 and 92 of the Evil Overlord List. In fact, you should probably go back and read the whole thing again, just in case; http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
 
teebeeohh

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Have your head henchman learn magic tricks so you can use the "a wizard is never late" line when he/she saves your ass.

Put 100 puppies in a deathtrap that is linked to your vitals, taunt him/her into killing you, laugh evil when the puppies die
 
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