Ben's quest to find the oldest person on the escapist.

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Snotnarok

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It's hard to say how old I am, I wasn't born, I've always exis- I'm 24 |:

Shot down my own attempt at something funny.
 

Dramatic Flare

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Insanum said:
Irridium said:
TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Should just invent a whole page of 'Root' facts.
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Yes!
Did you know?[/I]

Root once chased a whole bunch of ninjas off his lawn with a rake
Root once discovered the cake was infact a lie, And put an end to the Meme
Root Once captioned Cat pictures, But didnt think it would catch on
Root Once Discovered these facts, And became so incandescent with rage, that he tracked down the guy writing them an*GAH*
Root once made a fatal head shot on a zombie with his d20. The only piece of the die that could be extracted from the skull was a chunk with only the 20 on it.
Root once beat up Chuck Norris's most avid meme maker.

Root once found the actual root of all evil, then chopped down the tree it fed to use for his war machines. This tree gave him a top hat in submission, hoping to stave off his own imminent destruction. Root took the top hat, and the tree too. This is how he became the root of all evil.
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Now I should give that to labyrinth and tell her to run with it. We shall create escapist myths!
 

Steindorh

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Despite the low post count (3, last I checked(a couple of minutes ago), two of which are in this thread), I can say with some certainty that Pneuvo [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/pneuvo] is the oldest I've seen on the Escapist. Dude'll be hitting 58 in a month and a half!

pneuvo said:
Well, I will be 58 on May 22nd. Not a joke. Do I win a prize or anything?

Currently Playing:
Dragon Age: Origins/Awakening
Mass Effect 2
Fallout 3
and hoping to beta SWTOR someday.
On a side note, I, myself, am 23 years old, scheduled to ding 24 on April 22nd *yay*.
 

ultimateownage

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CloggedDonkey said:
Stoic raptor said:
im 14, the youngest here, probably.
nope, you're the third, there is the mystery person, and me. I'll be fourteen in four months. you are older then me, just like everyone else on the entire internet.

so, yeah, I am the second youngest. someone is ten, and now I must track him... it's a her. well, now it just sounds like rape, so I'll leave it alone.
actually, he's 8th, then there's me, then you, then someone with a birthday in august, then there are 2 others who are 13 (no idea there exact age so I'm putting them here.), then fniff, who got suspended for a year for being twelve, then the illusive 10 year old. I spent way too long thinking about this.
 

Mr. Mike

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17 here. Aussie. You could totally put some age-range poll into here. E.g. 13-17, 18-25, 26-35, etc.
 

Feraele

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I'm older than all of you :p and no I am not going to say my age. Because I am not my age I am me :D

Well except for Pneuvo, he has me beat in age. :D
 

WrongSprite

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Milky_Fresh said:
Does anybody know who the longest surviving member of the escapist is? Are there any of the old old old guard who aren't banned (or not here)?
I joined in 2008 and lurked before...that's not too old though, there's some seriously old members. They don't tend to post much though.

OT; 17.