Ben's quest to find the oldest person on the escapist.

[magikltrevr]

Looks like I'm somewhere in the middle ground at 22.

 

[rokkolpo]

I'm 17.

The Root Of All Evil is 40, and there's a women on here whose name I can't remember who's 46. Those are the oldest I know.

Incidentally, my brother, who you know as Fniff is 12, but he got suspended for a year because you have to be 13 to post on the forums. Sad.

The youngest person I've ever seen on here was 10 years old, but because I wouldn't want them to be suspended for 3 years, I shan't reveal their name.

so that's where he went...

 

[vallorn]

im 18 (23/02/1992) so im probaly quite young compared to some of you... want coffee now bye...

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Someone get root!

Bah. I'm 17.

My friend, you have been epically ninja'd.

But seriously, someone get root.

that's the beauty of it.

That way I won't be caught.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

19. I'm the oldest by far.

 

[bleh002]

I turned 30 recently.

It was difficult. Next year will be easier. But 40 will be very very hard.

I'm glad to see there are a lot of older people on here.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It's actually likely one of the people who joined to vote during the Zynga horde. There are seniors who use Facebook.

 

[Irridium]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Someone get root!

Bah. I'm 17.

My friend, you have been epically ninja'd.

But seriously, someone get root.

that's the beauty of it.

That way I won't be caught.

Sound thinking. Granted you still may not be safe. After years (many years) of experience, Root sees all.

>.>
<.<

 

[rokkolpo]

I am 0.5.

I AM THE WORLD'S SMARTEST TODDLER BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is your name stewie griffin?
i don't think so...

 

[Soulgaunt]

I don't know how old I am. I tried asking Doomfluff, but he said it'd be safer to not tell me...

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Someone get root!

Bah. I'm 17.

My friend, you have been epically ninja'd.

But seriously, someone get root.

that's the beauty of it.

That way I won't be caught.

Sound thinking. Granted you still may not be safe. After years (many years) of experience, Root sees all.

>.>
<.<

There are twelve ninjas in this thread.

Root sees all of them.

 

[Danny Ocean]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Root sees all of them.

But has trouble hearing them.

 

[Yoshemo]

I may not be the oldest, but being 18 automatically makes me the smartest and wisest!

 

[Irridium]

There are twelve ninjas in this thread.

Root sees all of them.

Ages of fighting dinosaurs, ninja's, and ninja dinosaurs has honed his senses to super-human levels.

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

 

[Deleric]

I'm 13, so I might be the youngest.

Or, alternatively, the youngest active user.

 

[Danny Ocean]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

 

[jultub]

I'm 19, but I'm balding and have a beard, so if I said 30 no one would look surprised.

 

[Skinny Razor]

I'm 37, so I suppose that makes me part of the gerontocracy here. Not that any of you whippersnappers respect their elders.

 

[half asleep]

Im 15
my likes are long walks on the beach and swimming
dislikes are assholes and green gummybears
looking a girl thats kind and.....

whoops thought i was in Eharmony