THIS RANT CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT THE MOVIE "ALONE IN THE DARKNESS" READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Ben is fully aware that he is late to jump on the bandwagon for Uwe Boll hate, but he just saw the movie, and the nostalgia critic episode. On the same day. He apoligizes for everything that you have already heard a million times. He just wanted to get it out of his system.
Dear Uwe Boll,
Remember that movie you made about the man in the haunted house? It was based on a famous adventure style video game. No? You're right, i dont remember it either, because all i saw was a film that was trying to be Alien. With sex. And horrible acting. In fact, have you even played the video game? What on fucking earth possessed you to make this movie? The fact that you get to keep investors money? Why? Is it really that hard to at least make an effort if you are going to be opportunistic? You purposely fucked up a movie because you got to keep the money. What the hell. The movie didnt even have to be released in theaters, and it would still have the same effect on you!
Remember that movie you made about the man in the haunted house? It was based on a famous adventure style video game. No? You're right, i dont remember it either, because all i saw was a film that was trying to be Alien. With sex. And horrible acting. In fact, have you even played the video game? What on fucking earth possessed you to make this movie? The fact that you get to keep investors money? Why? Is it really that hard to at least make an effort if you are going to be opportunistic? You purposely fucked up a movie because you got to keep the money. What the hell. The movie didnt even have to be released in theaters, and it would still have the same effect on you!
Ben is fully aware that he is late to jump on the bandwagon for Uwe Boll hate, but he just saw the movie, and the nostalgia critic episode. On the same day. He apoligizes for everything that you have already heard a million times. He just wanted to get it out of his system.
