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EDIT: Oops, almost forgot to leave mine!
A toilet cubicle at my university had, in dramatic handwriting: "WHEN SHEEP ATTACK!!!" Below that was a picture of two fluffy little clouds-with-legs, peacefully munching grass. Cutest thing I've ever seen in a crapper.
I haven't seen it personally, but many people have told me about it at different locations.
Above a urinal:
"Why are you looking up here? The real joke is in your hands."
Most words scratched into our stalls at school are bomb threats. That's why I get out of school so much. I think the one threat said. "I have bom. It will blow up at 4:OO."
Above a urinal:
"Why are you looking up here? The real joke is in your hands."
Most words scratched into our stalls at school are bomb threats. That's why I get out of school so much. I think the one threat said. "I have bom. It will blow up at 4:OO."
Well, this kinda counts; on desks in school I'll draw a little pentagram with the words "Jesus Saves" on the top and "Join Us" on the bottom. Sometimes I'll mix it up and write the words backwards or mirrored just to be creepy.
But stall graffiti I would love to see would be in the Engineering department at a college and it would be the constant pi worked out to as much space as can fit in the stall with each number being about 3cm high. It would look like some guy finally snapped while he was on the pot, which would probably happen a lot.
But stall graffiti I would love to see would be in the Engineering department at a college and it would be the constant pi worked out to as much space as can fit in the stall with each number being about 3cm high. It would look like some guy finally snapped while he was on the pot, which would probably happen a lot.
There's a library of toilet-wall scribbles at www.thewritingsonthestall.com [http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/about/]. It hasn't been updated for a while and a lot of the content is repetitive, but a quick browse still brings up some absolute gold. Like:
"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate ************."
And:
"War teaches Americans geography."
"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate ************."
And:
"War teaches Americans geography."
Some guy drew a picture of a scenic mountain cliff side, with a bill board reading "Oedipus Rex" it had White-Out highlights and blue pen shadows, with some red in for colour. It had a wire drawn up top, like it was a picture in the stall.
And right above it someone wrote:
How many shits did this take?
God only knows. It was VERY detailed. I'll post a pic if I get the chance.
And right above it someone wrote:
How many shits did this take?
God only knows. It was VERY detailed. I'll post a pic if I get the chance.
One of the few crapper writings I have seen is in my high-school. On a toilet it is written black on white "Carpe Diem!"
I think the funniest thing I'd ever seen was in Dumb and Dumber with Jim Carey In the bathroom as Lloyd
"Lloyd is standing in a stall urinating. He starts to read
the graffiti scrawled on the wall. Finally, he comes to one
that says: FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993,
2:15
A.M. SHARP.
He ponders at this, then looks curiously at his watch.
CLOSE UP OF DIAL - the date reads NOVEMBER 8.
ZOOM IN on the minute hand as it CLICKS TO EXACTLY 2:15.
Just as a concerned look crosses Lloyd's face, we hear the
BATHROOM DOOR SQUEAK OPEN AND SLAM SHUT! Terrified, Lloyd
quickly locks the stall door, then crouches on the toilet
bowl so his feet aren't visible. The sound of HEAVY FOOTSTEPS
approaches the stall and then stops. Lloyd looks down to see
a pair of SIZE 16 WORKBOOTS beneath the door. We can barely
hear a LOW GROWL. Then the stall handle JIGGLES. Lloyd holds
his breath. The ominous boots MOVE AWAY and Lloyd lets out a
SIGH OF RELIEF.
All of a sudden the DOOR IS KICKED IN, AND A TOWERING FIGURE
STEPS INTO FRAME. Lloyd looks up and GASPS.
HIS POV - it's the Redneck trucker, Sea Bass.
SEA BASS
Well, well, well, if it ain't my old
friend.
(checks watch)
And right on time...
As Sea Bass STEPS INTO THE STALL, we..."
hehe
^_^
"Lloyd is standing in a stall urinating. He starts to read
the graffiti scrawled on the wall. Finally, he comes to one
that says: FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993,
2:15
A.M. SHARP.
He ponders at this, then looks curiously at his watch.
CLOSE UP OF DIAL - the date reads NOVEMBER 8.
ZOOM IN on the minute hand as it CLICKS TO EXACTLY 2:15.
Just as a concerned look crosses Lloyd's face, we hear the
BATHROOM DOOR SQUEAK OPEN AND SLAM SHUT! Terrified, Lloyd
quickly locks the stall door, then crouches on the toilet
bowl so his feet aren't visible. The sound of HEAVY FOOTSTEPS
approaches the stall and then stops. Lloyd looks down to see
a pair of SIZE 16 WORKBOOTS beneath the door. We can barely
hear a LOW GROWL. Then the stall handle JIGGLES. Lloyd holds
his breath. The ominous boots MOVE AWAY and Lloyd lets out a
SIGH OF RELIEF.
All of a sudden the DOOR IS KICKED IN, AND A TOWERING FIGURE
STEPS INTO FRAME. Lloyd looks up and GASPS.
HIS POV - it's the Redneck trucker, Sea Bass.
SEA BASS
Well, well, well, if it ain't my old
friend.
(checks watch)
And right on time...
As Sea Bass STEPS INTO THE STALL, we..."
hehe
^_^
For a science building at a well-established university, the first floor toilets at my uni have a breathtaking amount of racist and sectarian graffiti. Bizarrely, it's all in the one cubicle. Some of it shows a gob-smacking level of ignorance too. One particular exchange goes thus:
"GORA ETA MILITAR!"
"WHAT F***ING PAKI BASTARD WROTE THIS? F*** OFF BACK TO YOUR CORNER SHOP!!!"
"MATE, ETA IS FROM THE BASQUE REGION OF SPAIN"
"TOUCHE"
The future leaders in our chemical industry, folks.
-Nick
"GORA ETA MILITAR!"
"WHAT F***ING PAKI BASTARD WROTE THIS? F*** OFF BACK TO YOUR CORNER SHOP!!!"
"MATE, ETA IS FROM THE BASQUE REGION OF SPAIN"
"TOUCHE"
The future leaders in our chemical industry, folks.
-Nick