The best cheese fries I've ever had was at an Amish market near my grandmother's house. Plus, it came with an order of the most delectable and lethal food ever created: The Pretzel Dog. A hot dog, all real beef, no filler, wrapped in pretzel dough, fried, and piped full of molten cheese. Then you get the fresh shoestring fries with melted Monterey Jack cheese and a generous covering of Old Bay seasoning. The Old Bay really makes it. As any Baltimorean can tell you, Old Bay makes fries the ultimate.