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Marter

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What Jimmy Carr did in this video.

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Canid117

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SimuLord said:
"You motherfucking bastard!"
"Fuck you, my mom and dad were married."
To which I would imply that their father was actually the mailman.
 

MONSTERheart

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Not really a comeback, but still good.

Were all sitting at the table during the lunch period eating and whatever. The usual talk, joking, etc. Anyways, the annoying guy most of us don't like but he hangs out with us anyways starts going around doing this: "I think your going to go out with [insert person]". He keeps going around telling each person who he thinks they'll be with. I was done eating and getting ready to leave, so I interrupted him and said something like "I think you're going to go out with NOBODY." Then I left. His face was priceless.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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One day, for some unexplained reason, one of my younger brother's friends decides to come up and tell me he hates me.
I promptly responded "So does your father. I keep sleeping with his wife."
I didn't think it was that great, but everyone else present cracked up.
That's about the only one that comes to mind at the moment.
 

Shockolate

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During a Lan party (about 12 of us all together) around 3 am we decided to watch the first Pokemon movie for the lulz. I remember owning my friend with a brilliantly timed Pun, but for the life of me can't remember what it was.

I was pretty out of it and there was puke all over the toilet in his house that they blamed on me.
 

zombiejoe

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I, through the power of the internet, bring this thread BACK FROM THE DEAD.

...I just wish I could remember some comebacks, but these ones are great.
 

StormShaun

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Im working at a plumbing store (Work experience) and I was standing getting some parts out and their was a part with a hole in it and the guy next to me says "What do you think this is?" and I reply by sticking my finger in it and saying "Well since it sucks alot im saying your mum" and then unfortunly my finger got stuck in it.....and I kept yelling "SHE JUST KEEPS ON SUCKING.......a good day and thats how I got called FingerBang