Best cure for a Sore Throat?

[feather240]

I had this problem while I was in school and could not afford to miss a single class. The solution was 1 shot of vodka (the roughest stuff you can find), pint of beer (light, not dark) and a shot Scotch. That'll either fix your throat or put you beyond caring.

Good answer! A+

 

[GonzoGamer]

The honey suggestion is very good - that stuff is nature's antibacterial ointment. Good for acne too.

Also try hot tea. Then boil another big pot of water, and steam your face: hover your face over the hot water and cover your head and the pot with a towel, like a tent.

If you have a temperature/fever too (I used to get strep a lot), draw a hot bath and pour an entire bottle or two of hydrogen peroxide into the tub with the hot water. You will literally see the sickness ooze out of your body.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

Ludens Throat drops ALWAYS work for me, and they don't taste that bad either

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Keeping quiet works best, to be honest.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Take a Strepsil?
I dunno, I normally just wait it out.

 

[DisturbiaWolf13]

So, what is if not the best, but a good cure for a Sore Throat. Right now i'm eating Toast and that seems to help, I gargled with saltwater which gave me a runny nose from bacteria death, and im about to take some honey and lemon, anything else you guys know about?

i got this throat spray stuff from the chemist, it thouroughly numbs your throat.its great lol i checked the ingredients and found what i believe to be a very small amount of a certain derivitive of cocaine,oh well.

 

[D088Y]

erm painkillers *facepalm*

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Trying really hard not to say something dirty right now...

 

[Summerstorm]

Warm high-fat milk. Teaspoon of honey in it is great too.

 

[The Hairminator]

It makes people talk. All other swedes in here will agree with me.
I want one now. OH GOD WHY CANT I HAVE ONE?

 

[ugeine]

Smoke Marlborough Reds.

 

[Poofs]

gargle with the hottest hot sauce you can find
i should kill all the bacteria and helpm sooth your throat
you could drink it to if you want
no joke

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Ice cream and hot chocolate work for me. But I'm weird like that. However, if that failed, I would take some medicine and rest.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Bleach.

 

[Hazy]

Plenty of fluids.

Time will do the rest.

 

[Zacharine]

A shot of 40 vol-% vodka.

Gets the blood flowing a bit, warms the throat and numbs it down a bit. If it doesn't work, a repeat performance or four will.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Suicide.



What?

 

[historybuff]

Hot tea with two spoonfuls of honey and a half-shot of whiskey. Always makes me feel better.

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

I usually get some sugar(just a sprinkle) and get a half of stick of butter all in cook in a microwave for around 15 seconds or however long it takes to melt it then grab a spoon and dig in. Always make my throat feel better.

 

[rees263]

erm painkillers *facepalm*

This - where's the love for drugs (legal ones)?