Really SHE wrote twilight? i feel so betrayed....but it expalins why my next danm eragon book hasn't come out yetV TheSystem V said:Paolini also wrote the Eragon books. Still haven't read Brisingr. The size of it intimidates me.The Bum said:InnerRebellion said:Oh you lucky little.....she's practically in love with them, Justin Bieber and any other popular "hot" guy she sees on TV.V TheSystem V said:Stephenie Meyer came up with the idea in a dream. Could easily put her in a permamently dreamy state. Just need my mallet.InnerRebellion said:Unfortunately yes. -Sigh- those books and movies are just dreadful, and I'm one of the guys who was forced to watch them by his girlfriend. Now let's say we dispose of the authour?V TheSystem V said:Also completely appropriateInnerRebellion said:That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
I feel sorry for you. My girlfriend hates the books and films as much as I do, so I will never be forced to watch them. She nearly killed me when I said for a joke that I would take her to see Eclipse.
I say we make Meyer meet Rowling and Paolini. (Not sure if I spelled it right....he wrote the Inheritance Cycle).
I feel bad for you
Justin Beiber doesn't know what German is. That really made me crease. I feel bad for you that she loves him, his balls haven't dropped xD
By the way read brisingr soon its fricken awsome XD