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I have done that on a couple of occasions as well. During Latin tests, a friend of mine always translated words he didn't know as 'bicycle'. Always fun to read a text where one half is Cicero and the other is bicycle.stukov961 said:
yeah, that's pretty much how it happened.orangebandguy said:
For english language GCSE creative writing coursework I had to get a first draft to my teacher the next day. It was 1am, I was knackered and out of ideas, so I wrote about looking round my room getting distracted by every object in there (I think I wrote about 300 words of descriptive text about my warhammer).
Handed it in the next day, she said "you didn't put any paragraphs in" so I took it home, typed it up and added some spaces between some random bits of text. Handed it in the next day and got full marks. My friend had spent a week on his and I beat him.
I'm a bastard.
I feel I should also note that I LIKE TURTLES.
In my hums gcse exam I repeated suggested that the government was trying to ban the season autumn/fall, which would some how create jobs, I also ruled out the use of a park and ride bus system with reason that it would lead to riots. I didn't give a shit about that course and my coursework marks were awful, so the fact I got a c overall somehow meant that that exam got a really quiet good mark :S
Yeah I have a friend that sometimes answer "Hot Dogs". It sure makes for intresting reading. ^^zala-taichou said:
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OT: Q: Who is the current president?
A: A stupid black man
That is why I quickly switched out of being TA in Remeadial English class.
Oh, the stupidity!
I have a counter to that in my book of funny exam answers!Sun Flash said:
gives me a giggle
Q: There are 300 students in Year 10. Mary and Mark want to find out Year 10's favourite colour.
Mary asks 30 people.
Mark asks 150 people.
Mark says 'My conclusions are more likely to be reliable than Mary's'.
Why does Mark think he is right?
A: Because Mark is a man.
A friend of mine had to answer what was the difference between analytical cubism and synthetic cubism. His reply: "Analytical cubism reduced everything to basic shapes: people looked like cubes, trees looked like cubes, and even cubes looked like cubes (how mean!). Synthetic cubism was not so extreme, so people still looked like people, trees still looked like trees, and cubes, well, those still looked like cubes." He got full mark.
I never did anything of the sort, but I would always doodle on the side of the tests and teachers would sometimes doodle back. Once there was a question about Machiavelli's 'The Prince', and the title was on a line break, so I wrote 'Little' on the space ('The Little Prince'). When I got the test back, the teacher had written: 'Nope, this is the big one!'
I never did anything of the sort, but I would always doodle on the side of the tests and teachers would sometimes doodle back. Once there was a question about Machiavelli's 'The Prince', and the title was on a line break, so I wrote 'Little' on the space ('The Little Prince'). When I got the test back, the teacher had written: 'Nope, this is the big one!'
I was given a book of history fails. Among my favorites was Dr. Martin Luther King's famous speech being called the "If I had a Hammer" speech.
at the end of the year, i had to write and essay about macbeth...i turned in a short story about superheroes who dont have powers
the teacher said she liked it, but sadly could give me anything higher than like a 15/100 since it had nothing to do with macbeth
i should go see if i can find that paper...
the teacher said she liked it, but sadly could give me anything higher than like a 15/100 since it had nothing to do with macbeth
i should go see if i can find that paper...
In my Honors English class in freshmen year, my teacher gave us a pop quiz on Oedipus. None of us had read it yet, and it had questions describing the characters. In the end, mine was explaining how Abraham Lincoln could beat Darth Vader in an arm wrestling contest.