Best exam desk scribblings

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I've tagged many tables and people have recognised "GamesB2"... also I have seen amazing drawings of different people and lyrics to Sum 41 once.

But the best would probably be a large graffiti style "Don't Panic". I hope to god they knew what Hitchikers guide to the galaxy was.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

I've seen the "LOL WUT" pear and the Awesome Smiley, but that's about it. My school's fairly unevolved.

I've drawn a couple of things too, I scrawled "PINGAS" all over a desk and I went back the next day and someone had written "I approve" next to it, so I was happy.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Chat-like scribbles on the desk... Like, someone would be saying something, then there is a response and an arrow pointing to where it responded to. It is endless!

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I draw, so most of the desk scribblings i've seen belong to me.

 

[Ambi]

We used to get swastikas and penises drawn on stuff. Boring..

 

[Mr Companion]

I know just what you mean! It actually gives you something to read as the test comes to a close.
On one desk I had "So what are you supposed to do if you have one hour left and you don't know the answer to the question?" With a little arrow pointing to this comment from somebody else saying "LOL"
Another good one was a little poem I saw on the same desk.

"If the sea was made of vodka
And I was a duck
I would swim to the bottom
and never come up

But the sea aint made of vodka
And im not a duck
So **** all stay on the surface
And drink till you drop"

I am not sure if I got all that right but you know, still damn good reading if you have twenty mins of nothing to do.

 

[Beartrucci]

It wasn't on an exam desk, but one morning in class we noticed that someone had drawn a massive dick across the length of two tables, in extreme detail. Extreme detail. Probably the funniest thing I had seen in a while.

 

[Fraught]

None. There have been some decently humorous ones, but no scribblings related to internet culture. Though our school's current 7th grade (going to 8th after the summer) has triplets that are in a band, and they've exhibited themselves quite a bit, but they really suck, and there are so many bands in our school that much more deserve to play at school parties etc, so many, many tables in our school are scribbled half-full with the phrase "The One sucks", this 'The One' being the name of the band (which is an atrocious name by all means).

 

[Betancore]

Mostly our desks just contain crap, but I once sat at a desk with 'THE GAME' carved in it. Going 'oh goddamnit!' in the middle of an exam is not a good idea. And there was another one with 'so, you too huh? ' except I don't think the person who wrote it was referencing Captain Jack Harkness like I wish they were. More the fact that I was also sitting at that same desk taking an exam.

 

[S.R.S.]

One time I wrote "See underneath" on a desk once and on the otherside was:

Spoiler

 

[LogicNProportion]

I once started a vast chat-board-like scribble on the inside of a white desk, that the kids who sat in that desk throughout the day, and I, would reply to for the whole semester.

It eventually got into a discussion about the war in the Middle East, and I never met any of them. Apparently, two of them started dating, having met through it.

'Twas amazing.

 

[ajemas]

At my school, somebody wrote down "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE" on a desk. Beneath it, somebody simply jotted down "QQ".

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

There was a whole conversation on mine once. You had to get it in the light to see but it was there. Don't remember much else about it since it was back in high school.

 

[SnipErlite]

I saw a picture of the Devil with "YOU'RE FAILING" written by it. I lol'd.

"I had a great wank this morning" with three other "me too"s by it.

 

[05mirober]

usually i just find things saying how much the annoying little bitches at my school hate teachers.

i had half an hour to dick about in my exam and i was sitting at the back. i wrote "I AM GAY" in pretty big letters on the desk

i sat there the next day to see about 12 ticks underneath it and somebody had written "not in a gay way".

this pissed off the markers no end, because i then complained about the state of my table and asked to be moved due to "my religious beliefs"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I like seeing one's where people have signed the table with their name and the year, it's always interesting to see how old the desk is in a wierd way.

The exam desk I was using in my A-level Physics exam had a brilliantly drawn picture of one of the english teachers at my old school (it was good enough to be able to easily recognise the face) naked. Kind of disturbing, but she was pretty hot, so fair enough, I guess.

 

[jeejvebe]

One time I wrote "See underneath" on a desk once and on the otherside was:

Spoiler

Dammit. Well played, sir.

 

[Wigglyman]

On a pillar in the room someone wrote "Look up." Then on a ceiling tile they had written "The cake is a lie."

Really hard to concentrate on an exam when you are laughing hysterically!

- This was also around when Portal first came out so the joke was fresh and still funny.