Best exam desk scribblings

[Ambi]

I remember now, a few years ago, someone used to tag "RS" on stuff. It always made me think of Runescape. I found the tag on the bench at the back of the science room, and wrote "RuneScape! " complete with sideways . In pencil, because I'm not that badass. Someone wrote "sh*t", someone else drew another "". I can't remember what else, but it was a glimmer of amusement in my otherwise boring school days.

Someone else graffiti-ed assorted posh, slightly unfashionable (at least for the teenage demographic) brand names across the desk, like Yves Saint Laurent, Stussy, Hugo Boss.. I thought it was weird, I lol'd.

 

[Keava]

Back in my school days i used to make full-blown arts across the whole desk, usually two desks at the back of the class were mine and noone opposed to it... except the schools principals and teachers. About every month id have to stay after class to clean it up, but it also gave me surface for new graphics, so it worked.

Was mostly doing fantasy/sci-fi pieces, some more some less in the erotic style, some took me several weeks to finish and pimp out. Wish back then i had a mobile phone with camera so i could make photos of those. Grew lazy over years and lost my touch with pencils :<

 

[Grimfesta]

Someone had started doing their math workings and didnt finish them. Underneath it was written "You're f***ed mate"

 

[Chris8016]

A great chemistry one was.

A kid had graffittied a desk so our chemistry class put 'is a homogeneous catalyst' next to it.

So it said:
'[Kid's name] is a homogeneous catalyst.'

The teacher was there and aware that we had done this and came through in one of our lessons to tell us that the kid was genuinely offended, was asking what one was, and 'if you were called one, would you be offended'

This has since got round school and a deputy head praised us for the 'high standards of graffiti' in the science department.

 

[Sun Flash]

One I loved crossed over a few years. I sat my fist ever official exam about 3 years ago. I finished early and drew a picture of Batman on the desk and dated it. I forgot about it for a whole year and came back to sit a german exam. on the table someone had written "na na na na na na na na na na na...." all the way around my old drawing, which took up about a quarter of the desk (think about the size of an A4 piece of paper). Made my day

Another one was when I was sitting standard grade chemistry, I saw this scribble on a desk

and "no need to thank me" written underneath. I didn't get it but the next year when I was sitting Higher Maths, I was sitting at the same desk and lo and behold, that equation helped me get a B at Higher maths. I hate quadratics, but I love the person.


Last one, promise - My school was pretty small and old, my parents went to it, I even had the same maths teacher that my dad had. During my Higher Physics exam last year, I looked down and saw amongst all the other names "Betty H failed O Grade Arithmatic, 8/6/82" (The date was something like that). Bit of a mindscrew moment, considering that was my mum.

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

I found a manual on how take do dread-locks with your hair written on a chair...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Never seen anything more than Swastikas, Penis doodles and crappy sentences like "hi" and "iluv-insertnamehere-4eva" on my old school's exam desks. I was surrounded by neo-nazis and retards.

But in Uni in one of the lecture halls someone had written:

"9am lectures are evil"

To which I replied:

"Mornings are a myth made up to scare small children and students."

A few days later I got the same seat and the original person (judging by the writing) had written:

"Kind of like Santa?!"

It's not particularly hilarious, but it's the best my educational experiences has managed so far. Normally our doodles were done on paper, not on desks.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

We used to get swastikas and penises drawn on stuff. Boring..

Yeah, I get the same here.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

I have TheSquirrel06 tagged in hard to reach places all over my old high school.

 

[Harlemura]

Someone wrote "Spy's sappin' my sentry" on my desk. That was awesome.
I also saw someone had written "Billy 2K10". I don't know why I was so amused by someone writing "is fat" underneath it.
My only contribution on a different desk was "Sandvich om nom n". I ran out of time and never got to finish it...

 

[savandicus]

Well my friends brother was the creator of catcus man, who has since been seen on many desks around my old school and even has his own uncyclopedia plage.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cactus_Man

 

[dragonslayer32]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

was that the unit 3 exam? if so, how did it go? i totally failed mine. anyway, i wrote fat people are harder to kidnap on a table. twas quite amusing.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It's kind of related, it wasn't on an exam desk but on a toilet wall.

It said:

"What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand"

Man that one made me laugh... the guy standing next to me looked at me as if I was crazy... Cum'n it is funny.

That is pure genius, its the creativity like that that I admire.

 

[Mechsoap]

it was a scripling saying ''*teacher name* retard (tm)'' it was funny

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

was that the unit 3 exam? if so, how did it go? i totally failed mine. anyway, i wrote fat people are harder to kidnap on a table. twas quite amusing.

Hah, well this is an unexpected response. Why yes it was Child development then my choice of questions, personally I chose Cognition and Law and Mood Disorders.
It was...ok, got a couple of questions that knocked me on my arse though.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It's kind of related, it wasn't on an exam desk but on a toilet wall.

It said:

"What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand"

Man that one made me laugh... the guy standing next to me looked at me as if I was crazy... Cum'n it is funny.

That is pure genius, its the creativity like that that I admire.

Take the inspiration and write it in every bathroom you see. It is your destiny young child. Spread the joy of laughter.

I shall not fail you.