Best exam desk scribblings

[Josh123914]

I was once in my older sister's school and saw a desk outside about to be thrown out and this is what was wrote in permenant marker
-THIS IS MY DICK,picture of a penis(The penis was taking up about half of the desk)
replie(in a small red pen)- This is a girls only school.

It's probably worth mentioning that this was around the 1st-2nd year wing of the school

 

[dragonslayer32]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

was that the unit 3 exam? if so, how did it go? i totally failed mine. anyway, i wrote fat people are harder to kidnap on a table. twas quite amusing.

Hah, well this is an unexpected response. Why yes it was Child development then my choice of questions, personally I chose Cognition and Law and Mood Disorders.
It was...ok, got a couple of questions that knocked me on my arse though.

i done child and criminal and i think i have totally failed. i got a C in my first try tho so im not really bothered lol.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

was that the unit 3 exam? if so, how did it go? i totally failed mine. anyway, i wrote fat people are harder to kidnap on a table. twas quite amusing.

Hah, well this is an unexpected response. Why yes it was Child development then my choice of questions, personally I chose Cognition and Law and Mood Disorders.
It was...ok, got a couple of questions that knocked me on my arse though.

i done child and criminal and i think i have totally failed. i got a C in my first try tho so im not really bothered lol.

Hehe, a C is what I'm aiming for so, fingers crossed. In all honesty, it is not as long or as hard as I thought. And I realise the innuendo in that sentence, I feel horrid now.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

there was "Shakespear sucks" on a table with an arrow and "missed an E" next to it, then underneath "thanks."
i enjoyed it.

 

[dragonslayer32]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

was that the unit 3 exam? if so, how did it go? i totally failed mine. anyway, i wrote fat people are harder to kidnap on a table. twas quite amusing.

Hah, well this is an unexpected response. Why yes it was Child development then my choice of questions, personally I chose Cognition and Law and Mood Disorders.
It was...ok, got a couple of questions that knocked me on my arse though.

i done child and criminal and i think i have totally failed. i got a C in my first try tho so im not really bothered lol.

Hehe, a C is what I'm aiming for so, fingers crossed. In all honesty, it is not as long or as hard as I thought. And I realise the innuendo in that sentence, I feel horrid now.

haha, it would have been ok if i revised but my n64 completely took over. i never revise for re-sits tho, they are free so i might aswell give it a shot.

 

[PayneTrayne]

It's a habit of mine to find all SWED tags in a place and change the S's to Trogdors.

I'm a big fan of writing /b/athroom in stalls and seeing who puts a Lol underneath it.

Someone drew an upper half of a dude coming out from the toilet paper rolls yelling "Iz staring at chu!".

Someone drew the failed triforce.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

haha, it would have been ok if i revised but my n64 completely took over. i never revise for re-sits tho, they are free so i might aswell give it a shot.

That's what kind of pissed me off about this one, I genuinely did revise and remembered quite a lot, for nought.

 

[akwardwhistle]

Once, written on my spanish desk was "I hate you." Kinda made me sad. Other times there have been song lyrics, conversasions, and pensis

 

[Deofuta]

Someone carved 'For The Emperor!' on one of my desks at Uni, I found it quite awesome.

 

[oden636]

My friend didnt agree with his paper, so he instead drew Gordan Brown riding a dragon fighting hitler riding a shoe. was a brillaint piece of art!

 

[dragonslayer32]

haha, it would have been ok if i revised but my n64 completely took over. i never revise for re-sits tho, they are free so i might aswell give it a shot.

That's what kind of pissed me off about this one, I genuinely did revise and remembered quite a lot, for nought.

well i spent the last month revising for my sociology resit and most of the things i revised didnt come up. i could have spent that time revising for this one but i really needed to focus on sociology, im completely failing sociology and law lol

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

*accidental post, ignore*

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

haha, it would have been ok if i revised but my n64 completely took over. i never revise for re-sits tho, they are free so i might aswell give it a shot.

That's what kind of pissed me off about this one, I genuinely did revise and remembered quite a lot, for nought.

well i spent the last month revising for my sociology resit and most of the things i revised didnt come up. i could have spent that time revising for this one but i really needed to focus on sociology, im completely failing sociology and law lol

That's the problem I've had. Hehe, exams are a harsh mistress.

 

[dragonslayer32]

haha, it would have been ok if i revised but my n64 completely took over. i never revise for re-sits tho, they are free so i might aswell give it a shot.

That's what kind of pissed me off about this one, I genuinely did revise and remembered quite a lot, for nought.

well i spent the last month revising for my sociology resit and most of the things i revised didnt come up. i could have spent that time revising for this one but i really needed to focus on sociology, im completely failing sociology and law lol

That's the problem I've had. Hehe, exams are a harsh mistress.

too right lol

 

[phoenix352]

my schools full of the regular "person x is in-love with person y" or a variation of "person x is a homo "

i myself usually carve my username or youtube link into tables for free advertisement space.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I saw on the desk once "Sign Below if Exam Invigilator looks like a cross breed between a Turkey and a pit bull."Harsh, but surprisingly, lots of signatures. One of which was made by someone called "EFG" and wrote his name backwards.

I drew an imp underneath the table. A Zero Punctuation imp, using the mirror for the maths exam. If anyone in England see's that underneath their desk, then you know I've been in your school! But don't tell everyone where I live... I get enough hate mail as it is.

Calumon: We haven't received any in a while actually. Thanks! ^^

 

[hazabaza1]

My school isn't great, but someone did write 'Keep this seat warm for my resit. ' on the desk I was sitting at during my GCSE. I nearly burst out laughing.

 

[DSK-]

Mostly just penises, 'someone-luvs-someone 4eva' and the obligatory 'I was ere @ date'.

Which is hardly surprising, considering my school was the second worst in its burrough.

 

[Bobzer77]

Does it have to be desks? There was a massive penis drawn on the wall of the room I did my leaving cert in this year XD

 

[TankCopter]

All I ever get is 'This school sux', 'Fuck u', 'Suck me', 'Blah x Blah 4 lyfe' or idiots signing their names. We don't have many imaginative people, they don't even draw penises any more. I've always been tempted to write 'Clearly this school does suck, because you don't seem to be able to write in English' underneath the ones saying the school is crap.