Best Firefly Quotes

[Brett Alex]

I think one of the best is when there playing that weird basketball game in the hold and the alarm goes off.

Zoe: "Proximity alert, we must be coming up on something."
Wash: "Oh my god!! What can it be? We're all doomed!!! Who's FLYING this thing?!!!!" *drops the mock hysteria* "Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work."

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

I think one of the best is when there playing that weird basketball game in the hold and the alarm goes off.

Zoe: "Proximity alert, we must be coming up on something."
Wash: "Oh my god!! What can it be? We're all doomed!!! Who's FLYING this thing?!!!!" *drops the mock hysteria* "Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work."

Oh goodness yes, Wash does have some of the absolute best quotes from the entire series.

Book: "If you touch that girl, you'll go to the special hell. The one reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre,"
*Mal walks away.*
Book: "The special hell!"

I'm not sure if that's exactly what Book said, but it was something to that general effect.

 

[Sylocat]

"I'll be in my bunk."

 

[Eldante]

Mal "Kaylee! What in the sphincter of Hell you playing at?"

and

Mal "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

 

[ThaBenMan]

Pretty much anything Jayne says is comic gold - like the one when Mal got knocked out after kissing Saffron and they're talking about how her lipstick must be drugged. Jayne goes "Well, that's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." Everybody just pauses for a second and then they keep on talking. LMAO

 

[ThaBenMan]

The episode with Saffron are my favurites. Anyone else notice that the actress that plays Saffron has the body of a girl from an anime porn movie? I mean like short, cute face, and a pair of knockers you could lose your watch down.

Yeah, she was hawt. Lucky Mal >_>

 

[Yamikotai]

Kaylee: "Finally, some ship leave - I ain't had nought to twixt my nethers that don't run on batteries the last six months!"

 

[Radelaide]

It seems that alot of people here liked Firefly as much as I did. Despite it having less than a season what is your favorite quote from that show?

Mine is:
Wash- "If I dont get anything more from kaylee in the engine room, this landing is gonna get real interesting."
Mal- "Define Interesting."
Wash- "Oh god, oh god we're all gonna die?"

Kaylee: "Finally, some ship leave - I ain't had nought to twixt my nethers that don't run on batteries the last six months!"

Mal: Oh God! I can't know that!

You both win the internet.

The Assassin: Are you willing to die for that belief?
Mal: I am.
*shoots the assassin*
Mal: Of course, that ain't exactly plan A.

OR... OR... Yes, I have more.

The Assassin: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
Mal: Personally, I'm a fan of all seven.

*Mal opens the vault*
Zoe: At last, we can finally retire and give up this life of crime.

Show should not have been cancelled.

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

The episode with Saffron are my favurites. Anyone else notice that the actress that plays Saffron has the body of a girl from an anime porn movie? I mean like short, cute face, and a pair of knockers you could lose your watch down.

Her body isn't that unbelievable. I'm a huge fan of Christina Hendricks because she doesn't have the typical Hollywood body. She gives me hope for being an actress, because I'm of the same body type. It's nice to see someone else who's not a size 2.

Crim1; "I think ya'll gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the mrs"
Jayne; "Oh, i think you might wanna reconsider that last part. see i married me a POWERFUL ugly creature"
Mal looks up, wearing a dress; "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?"
Jayne; "If i could make you prettier I would"
Mal; "You are not the man i met a year ago!"

You forgot the best part of that:
Mal: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you,"

River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given the right vacuum,"
Mal: "See, morbid and creepifying I can deal with, long as she's quiet about it,"

After the townspeople tie River to the post to light her on fire:
River: "Postholer. Digging holes for posts,"

 

[spoilt_kitty]

one word. I use it all the time and NOONE gets me unless they are a firefly fan.

in a word "SHINY"

 

[Leodiensian]

Mal: "This is your captain speaking, we may experience some minor turbulence and then...erm, explode."

I'm pretty sure that's how it went,

Jayne: Are we gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

 

[wewontdie11]

Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"

Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."

Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."

 

[Wiru]

Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
[he holds the gun out to Mal]
Mal: [exclaims in Chinese] You offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.
Mal: Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

 

[Righteous One]

I'v only seen the first episode and I can't remember who said it but it goes something like this...

"If we're lucky they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin ito their clothes, and if we're really lucky, they'll do it in that order."

 

[00exmachina]

Wash: "Can we go to the town where I'm a hero next?"
and for some reason Wash again: "Put down your arms or this little moon gets a new crater"

 

[mathias53]

Wash: "Its grotesque! Oh look and theres something in a jar."

Wash: "Its ok, im a leaf on the wind"
Mal: "What does that mean?"

 

[josh797]

damn you people youve gone and quoted the whole show. and yes this has been done. but i like the time mal repeats the "tell niska that we dont want his money" line to the second soldier.