Right, listen up team. There have been reports of a new player in the underground. We don't know who it is, but we know they're organised, motivated, and building and army of henchmen and minions the like of which the world has never seen before! This person is attempting to become, an Evil Genius!
(gasps)
Sir? Sir?
Yes, what is it Perkins?
Would you say that the Evil Genius would have an underground lair, sir?
It would appear not Perkins, however, I fear it's only a matter of time.
What do evil lairs look like sir?
Well Perkins, if I were to build an evil lair - not that I would you understand - I would design an evil lair the like of which the world has never seen! Probably build it into a mountain Perkins, underground. Throw in a barracks for the men, and a control room to organise the away teams. And a strongroom of course, to store all my ill-gotten gains. Probably have to build some recreation items for the men. They get disloyal you know. Maggots.
Would you build traps, sir?
Hundreds of them, Perkins! Dont want agents snooping around while you're taking over the world. And I'd build a cover operation to hide the base from prying eyes. Camouflage, that's the key.
Heh, it's a good thing you're not an Evil Genius, sir.
Don't be such a damned fool Perkins! Right team, you have your orders. Get out there and find me a madman.