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Nothing will ever beat Deadpool in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
Deadpool: [Leveling up] And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!
Deadpool: [Badly hurt] I need help! And a pony!
Deadpool: [after speaking with Nick Fury] Sir! Yes Sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts! Uh, is that vein on your forehead meant to be throbbing like that?
Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
Deadpool: I'm low on energy, but full of vitamin C!
Tony Stark's Receptionist: Warning: a small thermonuclear device is missing, and Deadpool was last seen in the weapons lab.
Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'
Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
Deadpool: [Leveling up] And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!
Deadpool: [Badly hurt] I need help! And a pony!
Deadpool: [after speaking with Nick Fury] Sir! Yes Sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts! Uh, is that vein on your forehead meant to be throbbing like that?
Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
Deadpool: I'm low on energy, but full of vitamin C!
Tony Stark's Receptionist: Warning: a small thermonuclear device is missing, and Deadpool was last seen in the weapons lab.
Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'
Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
"You're too sloO-Oow"
I say it's fun in Brawl to bother others by repetedly making Sonic say that.
I say it's fun in Brawl to bother others by repetedly making Sonic say that.
For the best quotes ever, play on No More Heroes. It's just mental. 99% of the script has you reeling back, going "what the fuck!?? where did THAT come from????"
My personal favourite is the video-store guy telling you as you leave his shop:
"Hey Travis, don't get your throat slit out there" like this is a perfectly rational and normal thing to say to a customer buying videos.
Also Sylvia's phonecalls are genius.
My personal favourite is the video-store guy telling you as you leave his shop:
"Hey Travis, don't get your throat slit out there" like this is a perfectly rational and normal thing to say to a customer buying videos.
Also Sylvia's phonecalls are genius.
"we are vigilant" arbiter from starcraft as a ghost wanders past to post a nuke in my resource outpost
and
"Ethan Cole your blood runs dark and diseased find me and you will find a better death"
cant remember the name but the glowing thing that reanimated the dead things in area 51
and
"Ethan Cole your blood runs dark and diseased find me and you will find a better death"
cant remember the name but the glowing thing that reanimated the dead things in area 51
"Why do people depend on each other? In the end you're on your own." Squall FFVIII
"There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and opinion." Squall FFVIII
"Squeal pig, SQUEAL!!!" Duke Nukem
"Friends, Romans, countrymen...lend me your chicks!" Duke Nukem
"P: Stop looking at my ass...
E: I thought you lost your ass
P: Donkey..
(Prince takes a few steps forward)
P: I know your looking! I can feel it..." Prince of Persia
"There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and opinion." Squall FFVIII
"Squeal pig, SQUEAL!!!" Duke Nukem
"Friends, Romans, countrymen...lend me your chicks!" Duke Nukem
"P: Stop looking at my ass...
E: I thought you lost your ass
P: Donkey..
(Prince takes a few steps forward)
P: I know your looking! I can feel it..." Prince of Persia
B Carmine: "I heard these guys feed on imulsion."
Dom: "What do you think Marcus?"
Marcus: "They can eat sh!t and die for all I care!"
Gears of War 2
Dom: "What do you think Marcus?"
Marcus: "They can eat sh!t and die for all I care!"
Gears of War 2
"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor. No says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God. No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. Well I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose Rapture."
"The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie" -Aperture science employee
"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer." -Lucien Lachance; Oblivion
"You're not even going the right way. Where do you think you're going because I don't think you're going where you think you're going." -GLaDOS
"He can stay here until the bomb in the middle of the city blows up for all I care." -Colin Moriarity's Terminal entry on Mister Burke, the guy trying to blow up the city; Fallout 3
"Did you get the number of that Brahmin that trampled you?" -Doctor; Fallout 3
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie" -Aperture science employee
"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer." -Lucien Lachance; Oblivion
"You're not even going the right way. Where do you think you're going because I don't think you're going where you think you're going." -GLaDOS
"He can stay here until the bomb in the middle of the city blows up for all I care." -Colin Moriarity's Terminal entry on Mister Burke, the guy trying to blow up the city; Fallout 3
"Did you get the number of that Brahmin that trampled you?" -Doctor; Fallout 3
I've got to say my favorite quotes from that game is by Destroyman, just everything he says and does is pure gold. And everything after you chose "view real ending", but that is just too bloody awesome to spoil.sokka14 said:
As for another quote I love
"Different time, different planet and you still need Falco's help, good to see you again old buddy"
It's just so cheesy and over the top, gotta love it.
Then there is a quote from Selphie in FFVIII just after you get Ragnarok, can't remember exactly how it went.
Oh, and everything from Portal.