Best Game "What the Hell am I doing!?" Moments

[MasterChief892039]

Has anyone ever heard of a game called "Illbleed"? There's literally a level where you're playing as a character parody of Woody from Toy Story, and the objective is to a find a child to be your owner so you can kill him and get buried in his coffin, in order to go to Toy Hell and rescue your toy girlfriend who is basically just a giant ass in a thong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC04wDz-7rE
Here's a clip, but I doubt watching it will make the scenario anymore understandable.

 

[Broken Boy]

Every second I played any Guitar Hero.

 

[wooty]

Spending the entire time at my mates 21ST birthday playing/watching people play Rock Band, that was more of a "wtf am I doing here?" moment

 

[Cabisco]

Forge mode on Halo, I find that I can piss around for 3 hours then look at what i've accomplished and think Really, 3 hours of my life to make a giant penis shape?

 

[imnot]

My really creepy quest to kill every Orc in Oblivian, after a while I was setting them up in gay sex poses and beginning to scare my self.

you scare me, alot, please leave.

mine would be when i made a battle between in amber clad and G-man on garrys mod.

 

[imnot]

Trying to get to vault 87....from the outside entrence....>.<. Then wondering why I died so quickly from seemly nothing.

i tryed that, THE DOOR WAS LOCKED GOD DAM IT!
EDIT: oops, double posted.

 

[x434343]

"Why the hell are the bricks arranged like that?" -Tetris
"Why the hell is this food so stale and delicious??" -BioShock 2
"Why the hell do I work for Gay Tony?" -BoGT
"Why the hell did I attach that person to another, and can I do it again?" -Just Cause 2

 

[lizards]

In Crysis I pushed a dumpster into the water, then jumped in it and found I could navigate it by punching it. I then went sailing on the beach to some islands on my dumpster boat. The best thing about it though is that the dumpster is invulnerable so no bullets could hurt me.

I love you, dumpster boat!

comments recently have been making me literally hold my side im laughing so hard

as is this case with this with above

 

[LC Wynter]

The opening of Indigo Prophecy. Game begins, BAM! You have 30 seconds to hide a corpse and wash blood off your hands.

 

[Ultress]

My really creepy quest to kill every Orc in Oblivian, after a while I was setting them up in gay sex poses and beginning to scare my self.

you scare me, alot, please leave.

mine would be when i made a battle between in amber clad and G-man on garrys mod.

Hell No*Sits and stares at Parnoid*

 

[Xiorell]

I ask myself this in games where I've completely lost the grasp on WHAT the game wants me to do just I just keep going in a direction telling myself "It'll all work out in the end"

 

[imnot]

My really creepy quest to kill every Orc in Oblivian, after a while I was setting them up in gay sex poses and beginning to scare my self.

you scare me, alot, please leave.

mine would be when i made a battle between in amber clad and G-man on garrys mod.

Hell No*Sits and stares at Parnoid*

uh, look over there!

 

[Harlemura]

Got that feeling when me and my sister were playing the Scott Pilgrim vs.The World: The Game demo.
Long story short, we were having a person fight. Like a food fight, but you throw people at each other. Man, I love that game...

 

[Ultress]

My really creepy quest to kill every Orc in Oblivian, after a while I was setting them up in gay sex poses and beginning to scare my self.

you scare me, alot, please leave.

mine would be when i made a battle between in amber clad and G-man on garrys mod.

Hell No*Sits and stares at Parnoid*

uh, look over there!

*Kills the Orc and looks back* Dammit he's gone well back to trying to get Ellen Page and Allison Lowhman to star in a buddy cop movie.

 

[Badong]

Mount and Blade: Warband

The slowness of the beginning made me take up my blade with a kingdom whose armies outnumber me and my men 500-to-1(hell, and I still won)

 

[masseyguy911]

Well I remember I had this thought while playing Fallout 3. I said to myself "WHat the hell am I doing?" as in why am I wandering aimlessly in the middle of this god forsaken place?
One other time was in GTA4 when, instead of doing any missions, I decided to see how long I would last against the police using nothing but my fists. (Not long at all)
And hell, I'll throw in another time. When playing Dragon Age: Origins, I was presented with two options, *Spoilers* to either kill the kid or let the mother sacrifice her self. Seeing as how there was no really good way out of it, I decided to kill the kid. Thats when I asked my self what the hell am I doing.

 

[badatcardgames]

Trying to get to vault 87....from the outside entrence....>.<. Then wondering why I died so quickly from seemly nothing.

haha i tried to do that by falling off the cliff above it and then using rad-away as i ran to the door... i never made it :/ did you?

 

[Lotet]

spent hours on the Age of Empires 2 Scenario Builder, made a mini game with gold playing the key part in summoning troops on a Pokemon/YuGiOh/Magic the Gathering style field with a few reusable spells, enemy triggers for you moves like send X amount of troops to enemy half, enemy has X amount of gold, activate spell that summons 3 guys on your King.

I only played it like 5 times. also I found out the Shah unit turns into a Photon Man from the original with a big crown symbol above his head when he attacked.

 

[AMMO Kid]

In fallout 3 when I found myself in a three way with a Brahmin and Fawkes.