Top 3 for Various Nominations > (Listed)
1) Hard to Get: Princess Peach. Mario is cursed to forever chase her flamboyantly colored bum through hopping levels that are for some reason populated by spikey turtles and floating blocks.
2) She'll be Whatever you WANT her to be: Wipe that dirty little smirk off, I'm talking about sackgirl. It's so much fun to design your own sackgirl and decide a backstory.
3) I think you dropped something. Oh wait, it's my jaw: Folklore's own little British Gorgeous-on-Legs protagonist Ellen. If you don't know what the game is, google her. In fact, google 'Ellen Shower Scene'. I joke, I joke.
Well, there you have it. Non-valve Chickadee's who at first probably made you scratch your head...and then just continue scratching.