"Best" Insult ever

[MattRooney06]

So we've all been there, someone has tried to insult us and it's not quite worked

For example, today me and my brother were playing MW2, after getting in a disagreement with a fine american gentleman, he decided to start throwing the insults, being a Englishman with an annoyingly posh voice (Big up to surrey?, a popular target of fun (especially for you fine american chaps)is my accent, some of this guys insults were brilliant

Him: I don't understand a word your saying
Me: Wait what, i'm speaking English
Him: no your speaking "ye olde english" you need to speak properly

Him: why are you speaking like that
Me: like what
Him: with that stupid voice
Me: cause this is my voice
Him: well it's not the royal wedding you tea sniffer
Me: no it's not, that was on friday, no wait saturday
Him: HA call yourself a posh boy and you don't even know about the wedding (he said this as if he was pheonix wright finaly finding a crack in his opponants defenses)

Him: why don't you just go back to hogwarts
Me: what
Him: hogwarts is in britain and they all speak posh there
Me: Hogwarts is fictonal
Him: YOUR FICTIONAL


i could go on but if i do this thread would take up an entire page

TLDR version: Have you ever had somone say an insult that makes no sense or is completley stupid, if so what was it?

 

[Anarchemitis]

If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat;
if he is thirsty, give him water to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head

-Proverbs 25:21-22
The burning coals part is figurative, by the way.

 

[TheWhiteRapper]

Racism is ALWAYS funny.

On MW2, this native american kid was bitching about campers, and someone else told his to go cry a trail of tears.

Then with british people, you can always talk about fucking the queen, why the fuck anyone would want a monarchy, how the only country britain is able to beat by themselves in a war was argentina, this new invention called toothpaste, bragging about the revolutionary war and the war of 1812, trying to collect IOUs for bailing their ass out of WW1 and WW2, how you don't have guns, talk about how was as americans are DA BEST, brag about having more nukes, ask if you want some dick with your tea and crumpets, more homophobic insults, spam america fuck yeah over voice chat, brag about how your army pussied out of Iraq, deny ANYTHING beneficial that britain has done, make fun of the monarchy, insult royal wedding, question the prince's sexuality, insult accent, make fun of soccer [color](SOCCER DAMMIT)[/color], state the superiority of american football, imply we're the best again, insult monarchy, deny any flaws in america, if I'm doing better than you imply that being british inhibits your ability to function properly, if I'm doing worse imply that videogames are the only thing that a retarded brit could be good at, imply you aren't man enough to play american football, denounce rugby as homosexual, insult monarchy AGAIN...

You get the point, and that's just with brits, don't even get me started on minorities or people who only speak spanish (just scream Callate pendejo, that's Kai(as is guy but with a "k"-a-te Pen-day-ho).ROFL

And before you spit take your tea and start with the fat american jokes, lets establish that I acknowledge that most, if not all of these arguments are incorrect and/or hypocritical. I'm joking. I'm a nice, supportive member of the community in most games, but if someone wants to flame ME, shit's getting serious.

MW2's online: A place where you can play a decent game and scream logical fallacies at people halfway around the world.

Seriously people, I'm joking

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Midnight Club: LA pre-race taunt quote

Street Racer 1: "I'm writing a book about you, it's called The Loser."

Street Racer 2: "Are you sure it's not an auto-biography?"

OHHHHH BURN