/high fiveTrace2010 said:"The only reason you're alive is because the condom machine didn't take food stamps!!"
Ok. There is a Blonde, a Red-head, and a Brunette. They are at a swimming practice and the coach asked them to do a breast stroke. The redhead comes in first, quickly followed by the brunnette. Three hours later comes the blonde. When the coach asked what took her so long she quickly replied,
"Coach, Coach! They cheated! They used their arms!!"
haha, Cracks me up everytime.