Best Lines of All Time

[Breaker deGodot]

Oh, and also from Portal:

"This must be the building's sewage module. Go ahead and rub your face in it."

Pure gold, GLaDOS. Pure gold.

 

[Amarok]

"The Profits Justify The Means" - Abe's Oddysee, Rupture Farms Motivational PA Message

 

[sir-schmoopy]

only the dead have seen an end to war. cant remember where that came from
its not what i am underneath but what i do that defines me. Batman

 

[elbryan108]

I talk a lot in my sleep and my wife decided to record what I said, just for shits and giggles. Here is what I said that night word for word; "There's pickles all over the bathroom and I don;t even like pickles, time to call in Mario."

 

[Dumbfish1]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood- dodgeball
Oh hell no- numerous black guys in films

 

[Huwie]

"Yipee Ki-a Mother F^@%#$" John Mclane Die hard!

 

[Pyre00]

Better Safe than Sorry.

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[Clashero]

Look! A three-headed monkey!


Also, this line is etched into my mind:
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Novacain4862]

"Need a dispensa here!"

"All the zeds fear Chicago Ted" Or something along the lines of that >.>

"It's only Business" Godfather stuffs

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

"The Search button" - Me May,3 2009 5:16 P.M.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Games -

'What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.'

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?


"In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well."


"Approach your work as you see fit human, but accomplish"

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

only the dead have seen an end to war. cant remember where that came from

General Paton wasn't it?

 

[Lord_Panzer]

"Veni, vidi, vici."

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Oh, and also from Portal:

"This must be the building's sewage module. Go ahead and rub your face in it."

Pure gold, GLaDOS. Pure gold.

I think the best quotes are from portal, such as "All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned."

I also thought some things on Thief 2 said by Garret were good, like "Huh! This proves it...going legit is more trouble than it's worth...."

Also, ages ago, from Baldur's gate, there were some funny options you could say, like "No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience." and "Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."

 

[Trendkill6]

Anything Samuel L. Jackson says in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Dougal!!! Theres a bomb on the milkfloat, Pat Mustard put it there because i got him sacked!"-Father Ted
"Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence"-Oblivion
"i cant get the milk because theres an atom bomb in front of the fridge!"-The Young Ones
"C'mon! let's kill a commie!" -The Darkness
"-the only thing youve managed to break so far is my heart why do we leave it at that and call it a day"-Portal
"Bypass? You mean you gonna blow that shit up!"-Gears of War 2
"Regroup? is that what you call it when i save your ass?"-Gears of War 2
"BONK!"-Team Fortress 2
"EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR BE ERADICATED!!!"-Fallout 3
"Imperial Scum!"-Oblivion
"If you ask me, i'd say a super mutant sat down in a ditch one day and SHAT OUT THIS TOWN!"-Fallout 3
"For a yokel your really a funny guy.""And for an Annoying Dick your really and Annoying Dick!"- Grand Theft Auto 4
"ONE-POINT-TWENTY-ONE JIGGAWATTS!!"-Back to The Future
"Flashbang, through the door!"- Call of Duty 4
"NOW IM GONNA GO HOME AND EAT A PRETZAL SANDWICH, BYE BYE!"-Monster House
"When this baby hits 88 miles and hour your gonna see some serious shit!"-Back to The Future
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"-Lord of the Rings
"I will show you the justice of the grave, and the true meaning of FEAR."-World of Warcraft
"BY FIRE BE PURGED!"-World of Warcraft
"These are Exxxtraordanary circumstances."-Half-Life 2
"Thats five, motherfuckers!"-Gears of War 2
"Got somethin' that might interest ya, heh heh heh heh!"-Resident Evil 4
"Yes, thats locked and yes i can see you eyeing it."-Fallout 3
"IM BATMAN."-Batman
"Feel the wrath of canadian lumber, fool!"-Unforgotton Realms
"Ooh, what does THIS button do?"-Dexters Labratory
"One bottle of slime on the wall, one bottle of slime!""STOP!STOP! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!""AWWW! you interupted me, now i gotta start ALL over again1 1 million bottles of silme on the wall 1 million bottles of slime! take one down and slop it around, 9,9999 bottles of slime on the wall!"-Beetlejuice(Animated series)
"CMON, YOU PANSY!"-Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"Do a barrel roll!"-Star Fox

 

[Arbre]

"Wakowak, wakowak!"
- Slippy Toad, Star Fox.

 

[Sporky111]

-Do I have to hold up a sign every time I use sarcasm?
-You have a sarcasm sign?
Almost anything from Big Bang Theory is quotable.

"Bullets. My only weakness. . . How did you know?"
Harold and Kumar GTWK