Best Lines of All Time

[Andy_Panthro]

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..." Nietzsche

"All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die." Roy Batty (and almost anything else he says, truly one of the greatest films of all time...)

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there." Minsc

"Typical. If I had a sense of humor left I might find that funny. I do not, on both accounts." Jon Irenicus

 

[daribian]

Chrissnackle- said on resi evil 5 when snapping a guys neck with chris

The dumbest advert ever
"The thing about accidents is you don't see them coming"- Injury lawers 4 u

 

[Debatra]

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!" -Sheogorath

"I fart in your general direction!" -Monty Python

"And now for something completely different." -Monty Python

Spam -Monty Python(They literally invented the term. It was just a brand of meat before then.)

"It's just a fleshwound."
"No it's not, your arm's gone!"
"I've had worse."
"You liar!" -Monty Python

"Bring out your dead!" -Monty Python

 

[tommo8993]

alex drake: of course, your playing with them------- gene hunt: no thats just they way i'm standing - ashes to ashes season 2 episode 2.

 

[DM.]

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

I've covered wars ya know.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Anything from Portal. Absolutely anything.

 

[grayishfox]

"the day Bison came to your village, was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday" Street Fighter the movie

god bless Raul Julia

 

[renner-08]

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"veni, vidi, KICKED THEIR ASS!!!"

halo 2

 

[Instant K4rma]

"Jonny Gat is charged with 1 count of attempted murder and a staggering 327 charges of first degree murder." - Saints Row 2.

 

[Knight Templar]

yes, i know theres been threads like these, but please, dont start trolling. but it was a while back so ill refresh it.

Remember in these forums Necroing a thread is better than repeating it.

And this thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.56260#416371 is 48 pages long, lets not abandon it now.

 

[acturisme]

"Look! An eagle!" Bear get it to the bawls.

 

[classyplatypus]

"Do a barrel roll!"- Starfox
"Bonk!"- Team Fortress 2

 

[LINKXIII]

Capitan Shepard in Mass effect walking up to the Thorian
We are gonna need bigger guns.
also anything by Yahtzee

 

[mkg]

only the dead have seen an end to war. cant remember where that came from

General Paton wasn't it?

Plato

 

[PrimeSynergy]

"You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign, Mass Effect

(heck...his whole speech was amazing!)

 

[sir-schmoopy]

no idea i saw it at the beginning of a film once but i can't remember which one.

 

[kanester2k11]

when a brittish reporter asked ghandi "how do you feal about british civilazation and he repliied "yes.......it would be nice"

"Rejoice for bad things are about to happen" - Richard

"that which is eternal may forever lie, with stranger eons Death may die" - the necronomricon

"in his house at ryleth dead cthulu lies sleeping" - h.p.lovecraft

 

[WazzizFace]

"Did you say 'nerd'?"
"No I said NODE!"

-MGS2

 

[balimuzz]

"Please assume the party submission position while a party representative is sent to retrieve you."
??GLaDOS

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps"
??Clean cable version of the Big Lebowski

 

[McBurks]

:If I had a saddle could have ridden you."

-J.D talking about his fantasy in Scrubs.