The Holy Trinity
yeah Star Wars and only Star Wars, and of course the originals not the prequals.
Randal forever settled the Star War Vs LOTR debate...
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/58012/detail/
Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?
[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias: [chucking] Yeah, you're crazy Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.
Randal Graves: Here's the first movie.
[walks a few steps, staring blankly]
Randal Graves: And here's the second movie.
[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?
[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]
Random customer: Fuckin Ay
Randal Graves: Even the trees walked in those fuckin' movies.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, I?ve had enough of you, your simplistic analysis of the trilogy aside, Lord of the rings was a massive achievement, even the academy realised it when they gave Peter Jackson the best directing Oscar, an award your little toyboy Lucas has never and will never win
Elias: oh sick burn
Randal Graves: Let me tell you something, if Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those rings movies he would have ended the third one on the logical closure point, not the 25 endings that followed.
Elias: Whats the logical closure point?
Hobbit Lover: Yeah friend enlighten us
Randal Graves: When Freedo wakes up from his little coma or whatever and the little hobits are jumping up and down on his bed and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look
Elias: Not the rings Randal, say what you want about Jesus but leave the rings out of this
Hobbit Lover: I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.
Randal Graves: that look was so gay I thought Sam was going to tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey ******, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Randal Graves: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
Hobbit Lover: Fuck you [Pukes]