Best pet name

[BuchalBainne]

I had a dog called 'Woof!'. Recently I thought about naming my new dog '*****' but I decided to leave it at Dolly.

 

[tombman888]

I have a cat called Tabitha, or Tabby for short.

if i had a snake i would call it "Slippy."

 

[Hellz_Barz]

um Scipio cause i like Latin names and it starts with s just like Snake.
But best pet name of all time is my dogs name Mickey.

 

[__Anarchy__]

Get a Rottweiler and call it Snowflake or Precious
Get a little girly god and call it Rambo, Genghis or Atila
Get a snake and call it Slim, or Jesus, why not?

 

[Toranilor]

Proffessor Fluffers, works for fish.
Philosophers/Economists work too. I would love a snake named Keynes or Aristotle.

 

[captaincabbage]

Liquid, that's what I would honestly name my snake if I had one.

I want a cat and I'd name it Hermes.

lol awesome, when I gat a cat, he shall be the envy of all the other cats in the neighborhood, with a shiny collar that reads only 'Thundercat'.

OT: As far as snake names go, I don't think I could go past 'Solid Snake'. then when ever I lose him I could just yell out "Snake? Snake! SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!".

Or 'Chocolate Thunder'

 

[Radelaide]

My new puppy's name is Digger since he was born on ANZAC Day.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Fuzzbutt! He will rule all there is to rule!

 

[senorcromas]

Name it herpes.

That way, if it runs (slithers?) away, you can say, unironically, "Herpes is on the loose! RUN!"

Or Garfunkle, if you don't want to be a cool person.

 

[IxionIndustries]

"Your mom"

But in all seriousness, Trouser.

He is Trouser Snake.

Liquid, that's what I would honestly name my snake if I had one.

I can top it. Hows about Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?
A penny for your reference?

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

SPARTA! (lol)

 

[Quid Plura]

Blackadder
Rope
Atilla
Monty Python

 

[daniel131090]

Gorgoroth The Destroyer.Would be awesome.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Liquid, that's what I would honestly name my snake if I had one.

And it'd get it's ass kicked by it's brother/clone/whatever Solid.

Ummm... Okay?

 

[Marter]

Just call it "Snake". Easier to remember. >_>

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I actually had a snake but I dont remember what it was called as I was quite young, one of my friends had a pink snake called frenchy.

 

[J. Reed]

For the above reptile:

"I Drink Your Milk-Snake!"

[sub]*God, sorry. That was terrible*[/sub]

For a four-legged mammal: "Peas."