ClanCrusher said:
I'm going to put this bluntly, I don't care.
But you do care. This thread demonstrates that.
Now, I'm not trying to be rude or offensive to the people that offered me this advice, but here's the thing. Developers don't get credit for things they don't put in the game.
If you actually followed the link I gave in my previous post you'd have seen it was from the developers themselves, and they indeed put the ability to rebind keys into their game.
I shouldn't have to dig around third party software or hunt for mods to fix a product I've bought.
In your example of Super Meat Boy, there is absolutely no need to use a third party or use a mod. Moot point to say the least.
If they don't put in a way to rebind keys, that's their fault they didn't put it in
Again, they did.
not mine for not wanting to dig through the internet
This is your biggest problem, an allegedly physically damaging case of laziness and stubborness...
or my game files to find a solution.
... then again I think we're getting closer to a more telling matter. You said that it wasn't a case of not being skilled enough? I disagree, I am starting to think your general computing skills could do with some work. PCs are not consoles (thankfully), both have strengths and weaknesses. Using a text editor to change settings in a PC game is perfectly normal and acceptable, this has been the case for decades now. If you're not comfortable doing this then you should really be sticking to what's more suited or be willing to have the occasional frustration whilst learning as you go along, the satisfaction as your skillset improves can be enjoyable in and of itself.
Let's not as your case as been built around some specific examples and so far you've failed to address and critique properly. Besides which, the Skyrim example you gave is almost a different topic entirely and very subjective. It's interesting and a discussion I'll gladly engage in, just not here.
When a developer tells me that the optimal way to play the game is with a controller that is not common to the system I am playing it on
Xbox 360 controllers are very much common to the platform in this day and age. They are even sold/labelled as Windows controllers with or without wireless receivers.
and then refuses to let me change the key bindings
Look, no matter how many times you say something it doesn't become true. Again, refer to my previous post when they did the very thing you are claiming they didn't.
I feel justified in having a problem with that.
Perhaps a wiser and more reasonable approach would be to accept that you were wrong and mistaken, retract the comments and think about how you can avoid making a similar mistake in the future. Nobody wants to be frustrated and as you said, physically hurt - I don't want that for you either - merely typing a few words into Google could have negated everything so far and everyone's a winner.
Ultimately, the point I want to illustrate with this thread is that developers need to stop being lazy about things like this.
Unfortunately it seems you've demonstrated just how easy it is for one misguided or ignorant (and I don't mean that in an offensive way) person to post a complaint to a problem that isn't really a problem, and have nearly a whole page of "that's bad, SMB DEVELOPERS ARE SUCKY AND LAZY" before reality is revealed. On a social engineering and opinion forming level it would make for an interesting study because you know that if this thread runs for pages there's bound to be more echoing the same despite the claims being disproven.
It is, but don't feel bad. There is illumination at the end of the tunnel my friend, don't be afriad to make a move towards it, there are many who will help you on your way to PC gaming nirvana.