Best player-named weapon you've ever seen.

[Fijiman]

I don't know. I'd have to boot up Skyrim and get another copy of Oblivion and look at some of the weapons I've made. Although one I do remember is my Deadric axe which I dubbed "The Reaper's Hand Axe."(gave it Soul Trap and Frost damage)

 

[Souplex]

In the Elder Scrolls series I enchant gear in the traditional fantasy mold.
(Insert item type here) of (insert attribute here)
But instead of making it epic, I make it as dumb as possible, like the hat of smart.

 

[The_State]

I have an amputator in TF2 that I named "The Man-Opener" Other than that, nothing really humorous out of my custom names.

 

[Saika Renegade]

My personal favorite to this day has to be one bloke I played against in TF2 who wore the drill sergeant hat and sunglasses, and named his rocket launcher Sergeant Slaughter.

 

[Alduin Silas]

Dreadnought has always been one of my favourites.

 

[Tallim]

Pink Torpedo - which was a piercing weapon.
Vegetarian Stake

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I always name my weapons in Skyrim phallic names and such. Mainly it was just "**** Destroyer" or "The Penetrator". I remember calling one of my swords "General Boner".

 

[fish iron4]

I saw a Medic on TF2 with a kritzkeig dubbed "Medic's Magical Marijuana Dispenser"

 

[Pink Gregory]

I kind of want to include naming your XCOM squad in this thread.

Dedicated to your memory, Sgt. 'Hips' Dagallier *sniff*

 

[Terminate421]

Someone with a rocket in TF2 named their rocket: Blood Gulch Memories

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

In Team Fortress 2:

The Black Box - The African American Box

Medigun - Molestation Beam (the player was named Princess Molestia)

I know there are more, but I cannot for the life of me remember any of them.

 

[hoboman29]

The one obligatory name made by someone else
Aimbot.exe it was a strange sniper rifle in Team fortress 2

Now for mine (cause I'm like that)
Shotty McGee my combat shotty from fallout 3 I stole from a computer game
Dues Ex Machina named machina in Team Fortress 2 (description is "plot convenience anyone?")
Old School Politics vintage ambassador in Team Fortress 2 (description "diplomacy at the point of a gun")

 

[Nouw]

The Sonic Rainboomer for the Pyro's Rainblower. Coolest name I've seen while playing TF2.[sub]Aside from my Cowardly Cleanser of course![/sub]

 

[Hugh Wright]

IN Skyrim I have a Daedric Bow with flame enchantment and Soul trap called "Hell's Reach", an ebony battle axe with soul trap call "Shinagami's Blade", and a Ancient nordic great sword with a fire enchantment called the "Old Flame", not to mention Snow Hammer and Stormblade

 

[Vegosiux]

I don't actually name my weapons, but I juggled the idea of naming one "Judge, Jury and Executioner", and using it only to kill bandits, pirates and all kinds of outlaws.

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

These are named by me, so I'm being a bit narcissistic here. I called a glass dagger in Skyrim 'Backscratcher', and the Shortstop in Team Fortress 2 'Friendly Pepper Gun and Cake Dispenser' (before the 'Cake Dispensary' gag in Portal 2).

 

[Ruedyn]

My friend named his Dispenser in TF2 'Marijuana'

I also had a hammer in Skyrim named the 'Extinctinator' and used it only on mammoths. There's also the 'AK-74umadbro' in COD Blops.