Best Prank

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Whats the best prank you heard about,done yourself,or been a part of..


In my dad's highschool a friend of his crawled up into the vents and when the teacher would do role he would say "Here" and he did it a couple clases and then they got him out lol im not sure if its true but still...its funny

 

[Pohlkat]

I've always enjoyed the bucket of cold oatmeal on top of a door...

 

[Evilbunny]

1. Get a pint of pig's blood.
2. Pour pig's blood all over your hands and forearms.
3. Walk into a convenience store and say "Hey, my girlfriend needs a tampon. Where do you keep them?"
4. ???
5. Profit

 

[Canadianwookie]

Okay, okay, this one is great:

You get a drunken scotsman, get him to walk into a bar and tell everybody he saw a sea serpent in the lake/loch or whatever.

Then you get more drunk scotsmen, take a couple of shoddy pictures, and BAM!

One of the best tourist sites in the whole of the country is what ye've got.

 

[Amnestic]

Okay, okay, this one is great:

You get a drunken scotsman, get him to walk into a bar and tell everybody he saw a sea serpent in the lake/loch or whatever.

Then you get more drunk scotsmen, take a couple of shoddy pictures, and BAM!

One of the best tourist sites in the whole of the country is what ye've got.

^ Win.

 

[gamebrain89]

I have related this one before, but the high school has cast iron pipes, so some friends used to flush cherry bombs down the toilet on the third floor. they would detonate in between the 1st and 2nd floors, causing all the toilets in the building to erupt. Extra points if you saw someone walking down the hallway sopping wet!

 

[jim_doki]

oh man i've done some bad things

Changing welcome notes on phones to "Sim Card Fail"
Stealing someone's creame bun, repeatedly,
jumping out of a boot at a petrol station

 

[ImmortalItalian]

Hiding in a Wrapped gift box with a loaded M16 Airsoft rifle, and in full ninja gear. Pop out, scream happy birthday and spray the birthday table then leg it.
Paper bag, Platinum Salute, lighter. Light the bag on fire and have the wick of the salute taped to the top of the bag. Put it on someone's doorstep.
Taking the old brand silly string that hardens and stringing the whole door jam of someone's house and windows till it's solid.

 

[Jobz]

We did this one as a farewell gift to the school on our last day in sixth form before exams started. Find three animals (We used goats, but anything would work) round them up and label them '1', '2' and '4'. Set them loose in the school. They'll probably be rounded up pretty quickly but the staff will spend the entire day looking for goat #3, who doesn't actually exist. It's a pretty common prank so I'm told.

Another good one is to fix up a trick sandwich, make it like this, each of these is a layer:
Bread
Lettuce
Cheese
Small layer of cling wrap (Make sure none of the edges stick out)
Meat
Tomato
Anything else you may want
Bread

Now offer it to the person of your choice. When they bite into it and pull it away from their mouth, the cling wrap should pull all the ingredients from between the two pieces of bread. If they're sitting down it all falls in their lap. Good for a quick laugh.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Too many...

Okay

Wrapping somones car in Pallet Wrap.

Honestly the look on thier face is worth the 50 bucks

 

[Graustein]

Our year 12 did this [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsteucT3TI] to our school.

Everybody was wondering what the hell was going on. One of the juniors pointed it out to the others and was like "hey, everybody's frozen" JUST as we all unfreeze. There goes that kid's credibility.

 

[RebelRising]

A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.

That is f**king awesome.

 

[EnzoHonda]

A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.

I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

My dad told me about a time when he was teaching in a small town in the prairies a few decades ago. Some of the high-school students stole all the teacher's hubcaps and arranged them in a smiley-face on the roof of the school. It pissed off all the teachers (dad included) but they did appreciate the effort required.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

On the morning before my last day of college (7th form) we removed all the chairs, tables and everything else from the teachers lounge, and replaced them with plastic ones made for toddlers, then put the original stuff out next to the front gate wrapped in bubble wrap.

The year before that the 7th formers used traffic cones and diverted traffic from the busy street that ran by my school in through the school itself.

A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.

I've tried that, but I couldn't find a way to get rid of the recycle bin.

 

[Gotham Soul]

1. Go on a camping trip with a good friend
2. When you're sleeping, taking a salted uncooked frankfurter
3. slide the frankfurter in and out of your friend's mouth
4. When your friend wakes up, throw away the frankfurter and make a show of hastily doing up your zipper.

 

[Phantom2595]

If you sleep over at some ones house for a party or if someone falls asleep. Now when they fall asleep you get a 'O henry or some sort or crunchy chocolate bar with nuts and such in it and they when the fall asleep stick it down the back of their pants and then while they are sleeping it will melt and you can see how it goes from there :-D

Oh you dirty boy .

1. Go on a camping trip with a good friend
2. When you're sleeping, taking a salted uncooked frankfurter
3. slide the frankfurter in and out of your friend's mouth
4. When your friend wakes up, throw away the frankfurter and make a show of hastily doing up your zipper.

That sounds even worse .Of course the person you do it to will forever be convinced your gay...

 

[ThaBenMan]

Back in high school, some of the guys in my class stole a statue of Colonel Sanders sitting on a bench at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken. They brought it back to one of the guy's houses and took pictures of them partying and drinking and stuff with the statue. But the dumbasses got the pictures developed at Wal-Mart -_- They ended up having to pay to have the statue replaced, something like $3000. But they were featured in an episode of this show on MTV about high school pranks.

 

[olicon]

This isn't really a prank, but I find it to be funny nonetheless.
One day I visited my friend's room. It was totally dark, except his computer screen. I walked over to take a look, and it said in giant bright red text, "Don't look behind you!"
Naturally I turned around when he jumped out of the closet. Oh man, that was funny.

And a good one is stapling your assignment in the middle of the page.