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Yonni-Kun

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Here's one by Dane Cook.

Stand in the queun in a bank and ask the person infront of you:

"Hey, how do you spell shoot you in the f*cking face?"
 

curlycrouton

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Graustein said:
Our year 12 did this [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsteucT3TI] to our school.

Everybody was wondering what the hell was going on. One of the juniors pointed it out to the others and was like "hey, everybody's frozen" JUST as we all unfreeze. There goes that kid's credibility.
Incredible.

I'd like to get an entire train carriage to do that, so that when it pulls in at the station everyone gets really scared that time's stopped or they're in the Matrix or something.
Classic.
 

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The Iron Ninja said:
On the morning before my last day of college (7th form) we removed all the chairs, tables and everything else from the teachers lounge, and replaced them with plastic ones made for toddlers, then put the original stuff out next to the front gate wrapped in bubble wrap.

The year before that the 7th formers used traffic cones and diverted traffic from the busy street that ran by my school in through the school itself.

Programmed_For_Damage said:
A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.
I've tried that, but I couldn't find a way to get rid of the recycle bin.
If your trying to do it on windows, all you have to do is right click the desktop, go to view, and then unselect the "show Icons option" I have gotten it down to where I can get it all switched over in less than a minute.
 

Jamash

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I used to work in a large hospital which has it's own dedicated photocopying machines, and had just bought some brand spanking new £5000 state of the art photocopiers.

When was in there on my own I put a paper-clip on the screen & photocopied it 2000 times, then put all those copies back into the paper magazine of the photocopier.

Everyone who subsequently used that one machine had a paper-clip in the middle of their photocopy, but when the lifted the cover to double check that they hadn't left a paper-clip on their work they couldn't see anything.

The works department were called in to fix the problem & also couldn't locate the phantom paper-clip, so came to the conclusion that there must be a paper-clip stick somewhere in the inner workings of the machine.

This is where it got out of hand though, since the they called out a technician from the photocopier's manufacturer, who flew out all the way from Germany to take the machine apart & fix the problem, but he too couldn't locate the paperclip.

I felt really bad at this point & realised I'd be in trouble if I owned up to my prank, but luckily I managed to remove all the prank sheets of paper from the machine before anyone else checked & barely minutes before the German technician arrived. He still took the machine apart to make sure there wasn't a paper-clip inside, so his journey wasn't a total waste of time.

The stupid thing about it was that I'd got idea from watching TV, so I assumed it would be pretty easy to work out, but apparently not.
 

PatientGrasshopper

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Graustein said:
Our year 12 did this [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsteucT3TI] to our school.

Everybody was wondering what the hell was going on. One of the juniors pointed it out to the others and was like "hey, everybody's frozen" JUST as we all unfreeze. There goes that kid's credibility.
I have actually considered arranging something like this but it takes a lot of people to get it to work. I got a small group of people to point and stare at some nonexistant object.

As for pranks I know of, if you put shaving cream in an envelope and put the envelope partially under someone's door and stomp on it. There is also the whole drawing on people's faces when they are asleep but that is only so funny. I also had a neighbor who toilet papered his own house and his dad knew it was him.
I worked at a summer camp and the cabin I was in was doing pranks against one of the girls cabins. First the girl's cabin threw a bunch of paper all over our floor. So we took their pillows put them in bags and hid them in a tree stump but left them notes to allow them to find it. So then they stole our door. Finally we stacked picnic tables inside their cabin.
I know others but can't think of them now.
 

Graustein

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PatientGrasshopper said:
Graustein said:
Our year 12 did this [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsteucT3TI] to our school.

Everybody was wondering what the hell was going on. One of the juniors pointed it out to the others and was like "hey, everybody's frozen" JUST as we all unfreeze. There goes that kid's credibility.
I have actually considered arranging something like this but it takes a lot of people to get it to work. I got a small group of people to point and stare at some nonexistant object.
Not too difficult, actually. All it takes is a group email (one girl in our grade went around getting everybody's contact details and then proceeded to email that list to everybody) and some watch coordination :D
 

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When at the pub once with a few friends one of them was being a bit of a dick head, so when he decided to visit the lavatory, one of my friends wiped the sweat from his balls on the inside rim of his pint glass and another wiped the sweat from his butt crack on the outside rim of his pint glass. He came back and took a big swig out of his pint and we erupted into a fit of laughter and gagging with disgust.

He never did find out about that and I never EVER went drinking with those people ever again.
 

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wewontdie11 said:
When at the pub once with a few friends one of them was being a bit of a dick head, so when he decided to visit the lavatory, one of my friends wiped the sweat from his balls on the inside rim of his pint glass and another wiped the sweat from his butt crack on the outside rim of his pint glass. He came back and took a big swig out of his pint and we erupted into a fit of laughter and gagging with disgust.

He never did find out about that and I never EVER went drinking with those people ever again.
That is so wrong. You don't fuck with another man's beer!
 

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ThaBenMan said:
wewontdie11 said:
When at the pub once with a few friends one of them was being a bit of a dick head, so when he decided to visit the lavatory, one of my friends wiped the sweat from his balls on the inside rim of his pint glass and another wiped the sweat from his butt crack on the outside rim of his pint glass. He came back and took a big swig out of his pint and we erupted into a fit of laughter and gagging with disgust.

He never did find out about that and I never EVER went drinking with those people ever again.
That is so wrong. You don't fuck with another man's beer!
What if you screw with his instant noodles instead?
My friend once made instant noodle for another friend, with some extra ingredient, dish washing soap.
The guy who ate it claims that it tasted extra good too. I guess it must have been the lemony scent.
 

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Programmed_For_Damage said:
A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.

LOL thats a good one
 

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This'll take some doing but is worth the effort.

Tape saran wrap across a doorway so you can see through it without noticing any creases. Then watch as someone walks into it. Done best around a corner or in an open doorway.
Has been done on America's Funniest Home Videos and is a riot to watch.
 

wewontdie11

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ThaBenMan said:
wewontdie11 said:
When at the pub once with a few friends one of them was being a bit of a dick head, so when he decided to visit the lavatory, one of my friends wiped the sweat from his balls on the inside rim of his pint glass and another wiped the sweat from his butt crack on the outside rim of his pint glass. He came back and took a big swig out of his pint and we erupted into a fit of laughter and gagging with disgust.

He never did find out about that and I never EVER went drinking with those people ever again.
That is so wrong. You don't fuck with another man's beer!
Yea I thought it was a step too far at the time. Beer should not be tampered with. But it was bloody funny.
 

EeveeElectro

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My brother is always playing pranks on me. He even got his son a whoopee cushion for Christmas, but he hasn't tried it on me yet...

I decided to get him back, along with my other family members.
I pinned two used tea bags to the cupboard door and left a note saying, "Science experiment -please do not touch."
They stayed their for about two days, and when were were all in the kitchen, he says, "What science experiment is this?"
And I replied, "To see how stupid my family are."


I was so proud, I made it up on the spot XD
 

wewontdie11

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My brother has a nasty habit of using my razor to shave his hair gel encrusted side burns no matter how many times I ask him not to. Now my brother is not the most observant person in the world so I knew he wouldn't notice any stragglers when one day I used his razor to shave my pubes.
 

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Programmed_For_Damage said:
A guy at work told me about a brilliant one he did to a bloke he used to work with. He took a screen snap of the guy's Windows desktop, set it as his Windows background and then removed all of the icons on the guy's desktop.
The end result was the guy sitting at his desk for minutes, clicking on icons that only existed as a static image and wondering why it wasn't working.
This is a good one, but you can take it one step further and take a screen shot with the "Log Off" command up and also move the taskbar to the top of the screen and minimize it. Then you'll have hours of fun instead of minutes.
 

rokudan

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cant confirm because I was thankfully not there, but this is a story I heard from a buddy of mine.

Person "A", my friend. Person "B", doctor friend of person "A" (didnt know him). Person "C", mutual of "A" and "B". Person "C" is at the office of person "B" getting a prostate exam (IE Finger up the butt). So Person "B" has right hand on right shoulder and left hand doing the exam. Person "A" sneaks into the room and puts his left hand on person "C"'s left shoulder
 

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When I was in grade 10, the seniors somehow managed to get hold of a ship's flare, and set it off in the toilet block. The entire school was filled with orange smoke, and we had to be evacuated. I still feel sorry for the kids who were in the pool then, cos they weren't even allowed to grab a towel.

In my senior year, a bunch of dropkicks got hold of that chemical that burns grass and wrote "Lesbians" in 20 foot letters on the main sports field of our sister school (yeah, I was unfortunate enough to be sent to a private boy's college).
 

Labyrinth

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Scouts and Venturers have wonderful senses of humour for pranks. Favourites include the following.

Know the Sixth Sense? We've done that to people before. Held mourning for them as well. It works great for a day or so. Taking pegs out of tents, even poles if we're feeling vindictive. Dousing campfires, stealing towels/clothes from people swimming. Ahhh.. those were the days.
 

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Here is a good on my Dad did I think about 30 - 40 years ago. He was in the Navy at the time, stationed in Japan. He was back here home on leave, and he went down to one of the colleges with a friend of his to help bring the guys sister home for the holiday.

They get into the girls dorm, and are helping the sister get her things together for the winter break. The girls roommate was in the process of packing for home, but was not currently in the room. She left a stack of clothes on her bed, with of all things, a pair of panties on top of the stack. Even better, the girl had her name written on the waist band.

My dad grabbed the panties and stuffed them in his pocket. Before they left he took down the room number, and building address. After break, and after my dad finished leave and returned to Tokyo, he mailed the panties back to girl. No note included, just a package from a foreign country, with what is undeniably her underware, and no idea what the heck happened.