Best Quote Ever

[LiquidSnake]

Well, I don't remember the actual quote, but it's about a guy who made four accounts on Gametrailers. He used them to talk about certain gaming topics and then got two of them banned. I laughed a LOT when I read that.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

"Your in charge of Jack and Shit,and Jack just left town"

 

[Lukirre]

"And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school."

From "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool.

EDIT:
In fact the entire song has pretty... interesting lyrics to say the least.
http://lyricwiki.org/Tool:Rosetta_Stoned

Tee bee aitch,

I'd think lyrics towards the end are the best out of that song.

"Overwhlemed as one would be, placed in my position;
Such a heavy burden now to be the one...
Born to bear and bring to all the secrets of our ending,
And write it down for all the world to see...

But I forgot my pen.
Shit the bed again.
...Typical."

But I commend your use of Tool for the quote, truly.

 

[Novania]

I'm Rick James *****, enjoy yourself.

Who wants a body massage?
Mr Body Massage Machine GO!

 

[Agent Larkin]

No and my entry
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke (Not sure who said it)