Best sayings ever.

[Thebiggestpanda]

Everyone has a quote or saying that they love. It can be funny, seriouse, or everything inbetween. My question to everyone is this; what is your favorite saying?

Mine: "Never sell someone a rifle and bad porn at the same time." -Nuclear Coleslaw

 

[Jodah]

"The difference between me and every other asshole is that I know I am one." - I don't know

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

"I'll Be Back"- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[wolfy098]

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway... - Who actually said that first?

 

[countkillalot]

Chicken, fish and women, you eat with your fingers.

 

[Adanos]

Abandon hope all ye who enter here. - My School

 

[Lust]

"Never give a sword to someone who cannot dance."

I read it somewhere and now I don't remember where it's from.

 

[rokudan]

Don't piss someone off who is more important than you.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

Geen zorgen, stel uit tot morgen.

Not a really good one, but it has been funny enough.

 

[tomtom94]

Life's a *****, then you marry one.

I honestly can't remember who said that first, it might have been me for all I know...

 

[Klarinette]

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway... - Who actually said that first?

Unless it's been ninja'd (or answered correctly), I heard that on National Lampoon's Van Wilder

 

[kouriichi]

"ooooh~ Shiny diamond!"- Me, minecraft, famouse last words.

 

[Palademon]

"Heaven and Hell propose two distinct species of men, the good and the bad. But the greatest part of mankind floats betwixt vice and virtue" -David Hume

 

[the Dept of Science]

"If she happens to suggest a love based on trust and respect, tell her you've been wasted since last week" - Craig Finn (the Hold Steady)

 

[Naheal]

"You can get farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."

-Al Capone.

 

[Eatbrainz]

"You must always have a comfortable bed and comfortable shoes because if your not in one, your in the other."

"Never throw your weapon."

"The only people who go looking for trouble are kamikazes, glory boys, and full-on fuckin' fuckwits."

 

[Marowit]

"I've gotta see a man about a horse"

"Que sera, sera."

 

[Mr. Omega]

IDK the source: Everyone is stupid. You just have to be less stupid than everyone else.