Best sayings ever.
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"I dont need to outrun the bear/shark/ninja/monkey with death laser eyes, I only have to outrun you." So many sources I cant think of a single one
"If at first you dont succeed, you obviously didnt shoot it in the head" some old zombie game I cant remember
and a classic
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum." If you dont know that one you fail at life
"If at first you dont succeed, you obviously didnt shoot it in the head" some old zombie game I cant remember
and a classic
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum." If you dont know that one you fail at life
"I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue" -Lyrics from Gone Guru by Lifeseeker
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire." -Some dude named Reggie Leach, according to Google
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire." -Some dude named Reggie Leach, according to Google
The motto I have on my profile page...
"Never tell me the odds!"
When in doubt, don't invade Russia.
Oh I gots plenty o' dese colloquialisms.
Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.
If its worth doing, its worth over-doing.
If you are going to miss getting into heaven, no point in missing by inches.
Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him?
All you can lose is your life, and you got that for free.
You'll be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
I'm going to paint the wall with my brains.
Cool as a moose and twice as hairy.
(In response to someone saying "Well...") That's a deep subject.
Also, Il Duce is just a fountain of good quotes:
It's good to trust others but, not to do so is much better.
Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.
We become strong, I feel, when we have no friends upon whom to lean, or to look to for moral guidance.
Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.
If its worth doing, its worth over-doing.
If you are going to miss getting into heaven, no point in missing by inches.
Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him?
All you can lose is your life, and you got that for free.
You'll be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
I'm going to paint the wall with my brains.
Cool as a moose and twice as hairy.
(In response to someone saying "Well...") That's a deep subject.
Also, Il Duce is just a fountain of good quotes:
It's good to trust others but, not to do so is much better.
Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.
We become strong, I feel, when we have no friends upon whom to lean, or to look to for moral guidance.
I've recently fallen in love with this one from the short lived TV show Meet the Magoons.
I think that was popularised after the Joker had it as a catchphrase, particularly in The Dark Knight. I even have one of the posters for it with that phrase.MySoxSmell said:
"There's a line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk this line every day of my life." - Church, RvB
It actually pops up even earlier. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight]Cpt_Oblivious said:
"Veni veni vici." - Julius Caesar
"Et tu, Brutus?" - also Julius Caesar
Damn fine last words from the latter, don't you think? I'm surprised I don't see it more.
"Et tu, Brutus?" - also Julius Caesar
Damn fine last words from the latter, don't you think? I'm surprised I don't see it more.
Hank Williams had a song called I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive.Klarinette said:Unless it's been ninja'd (or answered correctly), I heard that on National Lampoon's Van Wilderwolfy098 said:
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Elvis CostelloWrathful said:
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The nail that stands out gets hammered down.
Trust, but verify.
and just about everything Yogi Bera ever said.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Half the lies told about me aren't true.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
It's like deja vu, all over again.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
The future isn't what it used to be.
...and of course
It ain't over til it's over.
I think it isAnarchemitis said:
"There are only two infinite things that I know of, the universe and human's stupidty, and I'm not certain about the first one."
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"If life turns it's back on you, grab its butt."
