Best Screen Names

[-Drifter-]

When you're playing your favorite online FPS, what do you use as you're screen name? Do you try to confuse your enemies, or even make them sorry they killed you? Have you ever seen a screen name that made you say "Damn, I wish I'd thought of that." If so, list them here.
For example: Your family (you just killed your family)
Your best friend
A small, de-clawed kitten
God, because you're a bastard (you just killed/were killed by God, because you're a bastard)
EDIT: Forgot to include the least appropriate one: A giant cock. Best when used on Halo (you were beat down/splattered by a giant cock.)

 

[obehave_wan]

some coleslaw, that one made me lol when he killed me

 

[timmytom1]

mine`s shit i wish i`d used lethal sowball now (it was my second idea compared to the terrible first one i picked)

 

[ix_tab]

My all time favourite screen name that I only glimpsed in passing remains 'Albie the racist dragon'. A Flight of the Conchords reference, and bizarrely hilarious in it's own right.

 

[-Drifter-]

yourself
you killed yourself.

A classic, though I find it a bit too common.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I once saw a guy named The Entire Population of China. I felt sorry when I killed him, though I depopulated the planet a bit.

[small]Ok, I'm a horrible horrible person [/small]

 

[ravensshade]

I once saw a guy named The Entire Population of China. I felt sorry when I killed him, though I depopulated the planet a bit.

[small]Ok, I'm a horrible horrible person [/small]

that's good overpopulation is bad,,

but alas i've seen no funny/good names most are masterchief123345667 or something like that

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Sexual Harassment Panda...yep.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

but alas i've seen no funny/good names most are masterchief123345667 or something like that

Yeah, people are so unoriginal about their names! I once had the name Drunk Pickle on steam and my avatar was a pickle holding a Smirnoff in one "hand", an AK-47 in the other, wore a cowboy hat and yelled YEEEHAAAW!! I made it in ms paint, but it I think looked funny

Nowadays however I changed my name to FireFistAce, a thing caused by my One Piece obsession.

 

[-Drifter-]

I once saw a guy named The Entire Population of China. I felt sorry when I killed him, though I depopulated the planet a bit.

[small]Ok, I'm a horrible horrible person [/small]

that's good overpopulation is bad,,

but alas i've seen no funny/good names most are masterchief123345667 or something like that

I've always wondered why anyone would want to name themselves (insert favorite character here,) and a big number, put there to remind them how unoriginal they are.

 

[Christemo]

you killed your Mom. that one ive done many times

 

[Yooz]

"Like 50 ninjas"

 

[Cpt. ROFL]

I saw a guy who was named OMGICECREAMTRUCKBRB

 

[space_oddity]

These days on COD4 i use Dangermouse.
It just sounds so...uhmf

 

[Cpt. ROFL]

These days on COD4 i use Dangermouse.
It just sounds so...uhmf

I was in a game with you once.

 

[Jade Rotaski]

Land of the evil sausages
Kei'de
LOLCATS brigade
Thats three off the top of my head XD

 

[space_oddity]

These days on COD4 i use Dangermouse.
It just sounds so...uhmf

I was in a game with you once.

Haha, coolbeans.
See! Its memorable.