Best Shovelware Ever

[MatParker116]

http://kotaku.com/5554100/enjoy-your-massage-no-really-enjoy-it

Enjoy Your Massage! Is an upcoming Wiiware game where you give sensual massages to women while enjoying copious amounts of boob. The best part is this game is rated E.

Below is a description of the game:
This is a massage simulation game in which players match patterns in order to perform back massages on clients. Players are prompted to rub specific areas of clients' backs in order to relax them.

After massages are performed correctly, players are presented with images of the female clients in various poses (e.g., lounging on a beach in a bikini, playing golf while wearing a short skirt and a cleavage-bearing top, or straddling a motorcycle). Players can also move the camera and zoom in on the reward pictures.


How is this rated E?

 

[Explosm]

Wow, What a stupid game.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Nope. The best shovelware ever is clearly Imagine: Babyz.

They should combine the two games...

 

[ObserverSeventeen]

Nope. The best shovelware ever is clearly Imagine: Babyz.

They should combine the two games...

Imagine: Babyz Pedophilez? I'd probably buy it from the title alone.

 

[Pandalisk]

Awh, i thought this was gonna be a discussion on Shovels, Shovels are awesome, you could... like.. totally dig stuff with them.

Ha, Boobs should be for Everyone.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Maybe its just really really shit quality boob?

Thats the only way this gmae should get an E rating.

 

[Pandalisk]

Maybe its just really really shit quality boob?

Thats the only way this gmae should get an E rating.

Yeah like just a Gritty image?, not like that game with the beach volley ball, with a name which makes no sense to me, it esapes me right now.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It's rated E because there's gratuitous amount of censorship instead of boobs there's pixels everywhere.

 

[TPiddy]

Awh, i thought this was gonna be a discussion on Shovels, Shovels are awesome, you could... like.. totally dig stuff with them.

Ha, Boobs should be for Everyone.

Yeah... speaking of shovels... when are they going to get their time in the sun as a good weapon? Why can't you use one in Left 4 Dead or something?

 

[Pandalisk]

Awh, i thought this was gonna be a discussion on Shovels, Shovels are awesome, you could... like.. totally dig stuff with them.

Ha, Boobs should be for Everyone.

Yeah... speaking of shovels... when are they going to get their time in the sun as a good weapon? Why can't you use one in Left 4 Dead or something?

Now i know i saw a Game with it!, Was it Hitman? I think it was Hitman:Bloodmoney

Go now!, Play it!, you get to see the shovel gloriously cave in someones skull.

The shovel; Weapon of Mass..Dirt Relocation? WMDR?

 

[TPiddy]

Yeah... speaking of shovels... when are they going to get their time in the sun as a good weapon? Why can't you use one in Left 4 Dead or something?

Now i know i saw a Game with it!, Was it Hitman? I think it was Hitman:Bloodmoney

Go now!, Play it!, you get to see the shovel gloriously cave in someones skull.

The shovel; Weapon of Mass..Dirt Relocation? WMDR?

Hahahha.... You can always count on hitman to do the unorthodox.... hide a pistol in the turkey? Classic!