BEST. SMS. EVAR!

[ResonanceSD]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

WOOHOO!

So, escapists, what's the best SMS you've ever gotten?



Also, "NECA introduces P-body style Portal gun replica"

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/09/neca-introduces-p-body-style-portal-gun-replica/

NECA plans to make 5,000 of these, "and we'll do our best to make sure it reaches those who were not able to purchase the [previous] replica," the company said. Retailers will be announced next week.

 

[DoPo]

So, escapists, what's the best SMS you've ever gotten?

"Happy birthday and stay stupid." From a friend of mine. I know it may not seem like much to...basically anybody who's not me or my friend, but I loved it. I would have still kept if if I hadn't changed phones.

 

[Hollyday]

Any text I get from my grandparents. Not only are they always beautifully written (and subsequently about 4 messages long) but they occasionally come in rhyming form. I don't know many people whose 80+ year old grandparents regularly text them with random made up poems. They're mad as hatters but I love them!

 

[Death Carr]

"Goodnight ******. Love you ^^"

~My girlfriend, every night.

EDIT:
Should probably add that my girlfriend is passive aggressive, narcissistic, callous and rude. But, that's what makes me love her.

 

[Blondefool]

Box day, I had left my parents home to go stay in my flat as I had work the next morning. I was texting a girl I knew and made a joke about masturbating. She replied:

'Want a hand?'

Needless to say, I did. She then proceeded to come visit.
Merry Christmas to me!

 

[RustlessPotato]

One of my exes texted me a couple of days after we drunkingly had unprotected sex:

"Ok, we don't have to worry, I just got my period !" Boy was I happy ^^.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

"Its done, what do you want me to do with the corpse?"

 

[Nouw]

"who r u?" after texting the wrong number. I'm useless with phones

 

[Furioso]

"Goodnight ******. Love you ^^"

...I imagined the girl in your profile pic saying that to the watermelon

OT: Apt the pick hotle sure 10 <--- My Father trying to ask me if I could drive him home from the bar, hmm, I wonder why?

 

[Fasckira]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

 

[unbreakable212]

Probably a text from my bank letting me know that my wages have gone in, love that feeling of suddenly having a decent amount of cash!

Captcha : Good Afternoon, why thank you.

 

[Rastien]

"you can come into mine anytime"
"shit that sounded gay"

The context is my mate from work leaves across the road and was saying i could pop into his flat at any time.

But my god did i piss myself, he quickly corrected himself before i had a chance to reply

 

[ResonanceSD]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

 

[Easton Dark]

Box day, I had left my parents home to go stay in my flat as I had work the next morning. I was texting a girl I knew and made a joke about masturbating. She replied:

'Want a hand?'

Needless to say, I did. She then proceeded to come visit.
Merry Christmas to me!

That text is a good text.

Mine's similar: "Anal's totally a thing."

^_^ YESYESYES

 

[lacktheknack]

"YOUR DOG IS HITLER."

-received at the tail end of a frantic back-and-forth between me and a friend after I had poo'd myself in public (long story). I have no idea how it came to Hitler dogs, but I'm not one to question a good distraction.

 

[rosac]

"Hey, want to meet up again? "

In context, it was the best text ever.

EDIT: Also; "do you want your boxers back? I'm staying in hotel ABC"

 

[BENZOOKA]

An SMS loaded to jaw-dropping extents with sexual content. Other than that, something cutesy and lovely from a then-girlfriend. Ah, to be a teenager again.

 

[Fasckira]

So I just got this sms

"The Portal Gun you ordered has been shipped and is ready for collection"

Seriously? That was the best text you've ever received? Ever?

In fairness though I cant recall ever receiving an SMS that Ive looked at and thought, "This is it, this is the SMS that I will cherish and want to tell everyone about". Had a few that have made me chuckle but would be unable to explain to anyone outside of my social circle.

You're aware of course that the second half of that post cancels the first?

No, not really. It was trying to be understanding of your motivations to start such a topic over what is a pretty dull text.

 

[lRookiel]

One of my class mates sent me this...

"Mind sending me some of your coursework? I won't be able to change any of it around since I'm too short on time but it would be really awesome if you could help me out!"

I replied with....

"Fuck no, do your own work!"

It made me laugh that he just straight up asked if he could cheat and possibly get me into a lot of trouble.