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azadiscool

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*Muffled Sound* - Pyro

Oh that Pyro! He always makes such good jokes!

WrongSprite said:
......Gentlemen.

<spoiler=Spy>http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gentlemen.jpg
Win picture is win.
 

soren7550

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Boink! - Scout

Bonk! - Scout

Say goodbye to your secret crap dumbass! - Scout

Danke, Dummkopfs! (lit., Thanks dumbass!) - Medic

I broke your stupid crap, moron! - Scout

Fire! Fire! Fire! - Scout
 

Flying-Emu

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"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Soldier Shovel Taunt

"Bwaaaaaaaaah! Hyeaaaah! Cry some more!" -Heavy, extended Minigun firing.

"Standing near the point does nothing! Stand on the point, (German word that sounds like Dorncoff)!" -Medic, when a point is being taken with a party member nearby.

"That was doctor-assisted homicide!" -Medic, Blutsauger taunt.

"Move! Schnell!" Medic- "Move-Up!" Voice command
 

Idlemessiah

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Me push little cart!

I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Entire team is babies!

FIRE FIRE FI-MEDIC!!!

Heavy wins every time.
 

dumblydore16

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RRilef

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Some of the lines that didn't make it into meet the sandvich are hilarious:

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/HEAVY_killthemall.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_bigshavedbear.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_dontthinkaboutdoingit.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_buttescortedfrombank.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_youcallthatkillingme.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_halfbloodfrombody.mp3

And my personal favorite

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_religiousaffilliation.mp3
 

Lord_Panzer

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RRilef said:
Some of the lines that didn't make it into meet the sandvich are hilarious:

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/HEAVY_killthemall.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_bigshavedbear.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_dontthinkaboutdoingit.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_buttescortedfrombank.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_youcallthatkillingme.mp3

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_halfbloodfrombody.mp3

And my personal favorite

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_religiousaffilliation.mp3
That last one is hi-larious.

I can't, off the top of my head, think of my favorite in-game quote. I do, however, have two favorite quotes from the "Meet the..." series.

The first one is essentially the entirety of "Meet the Soldier." Priceless.

The second being: "And now he's here to fuck US!"
 

vivalahelvig

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the one in the meet the soldier - And then he herded them onto a boat AND THEN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!
soldier-if god had wanted you to live, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
spy - FORK YEW(under effects of jarate)
sniper - wave goodbye to your head wanker!
pyro - mph mmmmmphn(i think he says ENCHILADA!)
demoman - there going to have to pack whats left of you in a SOUP CAN!
medic - oops,that was not medicine!
engi-SPY SAPPING MAH SMEDIC!
ANNOUNCER-we have taken their SUCCESS!(we have taken their intel + SUCCESS(GOT THE INTELL))

soldier-eeheeheeheehee!
 

Danglybits

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It's not from TF2 but it's about TF2, in Yahtzee's review when he likens being a sniper to a point and click adventure/puzzle game. "But the only puzzle is 'use gun on man'"

And the Meet the Soldier video ranks pretty high for me as well.
 

Phoenix Arrow

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"And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are in the same place, it's called a zoo..."
"...unless it's a farm."