Best thing Since Sliced Bread

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Blueruler182

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Are we speaking strictly chronologically, like it was the best thing to happen since sliced bread first came out, or in quality, like it was so awesome it beat the previous best thing to come out, in this case sliced bread?

Because the latter is probably steam power. Sliced bread is old. But the former is easily technology.
 

Penguinness

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I get pretty sick of this crap bread we always have.. the typical loaf for boring sandwiches, the flavourless white slice that's weak and feable. No.. unsliced crusty bread is where it's at.
 

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The Eggplant said:
OT: I'd say deodorant. It's done so very much for us, and it comes in a variety of pleasing aromas!
It tastes good too. :D

OT: headphones.

Seriously, It would suck if people didn't have a way to keep their music to themselves.
 

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Ham_authority95 said:
The Eggplant said:
OT: I'd say deodorant. It's done so very much for us, and it comes in a variety of pleasing aromas!
It tastes good too. :D

OT: headphones.

Seriously, It would suck if people didn't have a way to keep their music to themselves.
It sucks if they dont half the time as well, roll our window up when you pass by in your Balista compact with your Rap blaring and your hat on sideways!.

...That wasn't directed at you...But im dispesing my anger on you anyway!.

The Camera

Because without it how could people make Photo'd Dutch angle pictures of themselves?
 

Enigmers

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The internet. The sum of man's knowledge at your fingertips. (and yet you waste it putting captions on pictures of cats.)
 

Omikron009

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The internet.

The Eggplant said:
inb4 boobs.

OT: I'd say deodorant. It's done so very much for us, and it comes in a variety of pleasing aromas!
I'm pretty sure boobs came before sliced bread...
 

CK76

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Printing press and computer, combined gets you the internet...sort of.
 

technoted

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I would say Viking Battleaxes but they came before so errrrrrrrrm Varg Vikernes...
 

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Con Carne said:
Alright Escapists. I wanna know. What, in your opinion is the "Best thing since sliced bread?"

Personally, I like foam soap. Not the crappy stuff that just flies out of the dispenser and gets everywhere. I like the stuff that is dispensed like shaving cream. Almost any visit to a restroom that has that soap, is a good visit.
I actually filled an empty foam soap bottle with soda one time. The results were amazing, picture a device that allows you to drink nothing but the foam off the top of soda. It also sort of had a soapy taste so I'm guessing there are some kinks to work out. But I'll take that over sliced bread any day.
 

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"Shh shh shh. Not now son, I'm making... SUPER TOAST! " - Prof. Membrane

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Canid117

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The sandwich.

@people who say "boobs"

those made their glorious appearance before sliced bread.

xdgt said:
Ever been in a desert 100 miles from civilization? Toilet paper is worth gold in weight.
I guess its a good thing that toilet paper doesn't weigh much.