Best Thing You've Gotten Away With At School?

[MercenaryCanary]

The title says it all, and I shall share my story with those that listen and respond.

My favorite examples are:

--- Writing an entire page explaining why Garlic bread was the best example of a flat, static character. And got an A+, while everyone else got a B-.

--- Discussing with the Science teacher what the most effective way to cook someone alive might be. I don't remember her response, but she did recommend that if I were to try and eat someone alive, it would be best if they were twenty years old and Caucasian, as they tended to be more self-conscious about their weight and thus had leaner flesh.

--- Stopping a class for an hour to discuss zombie survival with an English teacher.

 

[badgersprite]

Well, today was muck-up day, so I brought this really powerful speaker from home so we could blast music in our classroom (RickRolling the school =P). We didn't get in trouble, but nobody does on muck-up day.

Other than that, I once wrote this really sarcastic response in a Geography exam, because I thought the question was stupid, and I got full marks because the teacher found it funny and entertaining.

 

[megapenguinx]

My math teacher in 7th grade used to like to squirt people with a spray bottle when they got answers wrong. I got an answer wrong and, not wanting to go down without a fight, I rolled out of my chair and used several of my classmates as human shields. It all ended with my throwing a binder frisbee style at him and knocking the bottle out of his hand. Then class ended.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Discussed Zombie Apocalypse plans with my Chem/Phys teacher
Discussed doomsday devices with the same teacher
Discussed explosives with said teacher
Discussed a Chem lesson while talking like a pirate with the same teacher.
You get the idea.

 

[Timotei]

Igniting a debate with a my last English teacher about how the best writers of all time were also the craziest, ultimately resulting in the teacher conceding.

 

[Captain Lag]

Back in 6th grade where I only had one teacher all day, my class got her to stay out of the room all day because we were planning her birthday party. There was no party.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Found out the password to the administrator's login on the school network. While everyone else was bored and blocked off, I got to waste time on flash games and stupidity. Good times.

 

[gummiworms]

One time in grade 11 or so I was sitting in math class playing my DS. The math teacher then asked me to solve the question on the board. After taking a look and solving it she says to me that my answer is incorrect. I respond by explaining how i got my answer and she then pardoned herself for the mistake she made. Teacher owned, DS still being played. That has so far been my shining moment.

 

[Deleted]

play steam games on the school PCs when we're supposed to be working. We convinced the teacher that Team Fortress 2 was more complex than just shoot shoot.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Was really bored in 9th grade, so in Algebra 2 I brought 5 different handheld gaming consoles(?) the whole week. They were all old Gameboys and those Color ones, so it's not like I needed them. And it made the week less boring.

Also (in same year), whenever we use the computer lab, Kongregate isn't blocked, so I thought everyone about the awesomeness of Endless Zombie Rampage and :the game:. I was instantly 'cool'.

 

[VanityGirl]

Well, having a discussion with my chemistry teacher (in high school) about beer and getting drunk. He was cool and we talked about the best beer and all kinds of stuff. Most teachers would have shat themselves and reported me.


I also made a video that poked a lot of fun at the Vice Principal. I had a faux interview with him. The teacher I made the video for held it until I graduated for fear that the vice principal would not let me graduate. I got an A+ on it.

 

[Panzer_God]

smoking pot and discussing whether or not I could cause Mrs. Adams to burn

 

[Christemo]

writing a 4 and a half page long essay... about WoW. and i got an a+ for it.

 

[Christemo]

play steam games on the school PCs when we're supposed to be working. We convinced the teacher that Team Fortress 2 was more complex than just shoot shoot.

*bows to mr. genius convincer*

 

[stonethered]

I stole candy from my teacher. I got away with watching TV, using the internet to play games, using the internet to watch TV, using the internet to do other stuff, etc...


Mom didn't really pay much attention when I was 'writing essays'.

As far as school assignments, I once wtote a three page novelized excuse for why I didn't have my homework for an college english class. I got an A.







Edit: Damn, now I'm second guessing my spelling and grammar constantly. I blame forum wizards.

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

I wrote a paper for political science explaining why we should do away with the judicial system in favor of a guild of assassins/legbreakers. I went into DEEP detail about how the whole thing would work. The prof was pretty angry but had no choice but to give me an A on it because it followed the guidelines for the assignment.

 

[skitzo van]

This happened just today, my old history teacher was working in his room with the lights off, he seemed sad so I asked him if the "test" came back positive.

 

[Fists]

there was the time I pinned a kid up against a wall for being a prick, feet in the air and all. Burning many different things in science and horticulture classes aswell, I found out it took 3 power-packs conected in series and then shorting (sparkes) them out to light a bunsen burner.

 

[Insanum]

Person behind me had his feet on the back of my chair and was pushing me against my desk.

I snapped.

A chair flew across the room, I screamed at the guy.

He got sent out & i got off scott free.

Yaay!